one hundred million smiling little ones

The little tadpoles in your semen

look at all those one hundred million smiling little ones in the microscope!

by Dozle February 18, 2007

One armed willy

An urban legend about a one armed man that roams the woods at night giving unsuspecting victims one armed handjobs. Known mainly in the upper peninsula of Michigan, more specifically in the keewenaw peninsula in the county of Baraga (named after William Baraga aka one armed willy).

One armed willy snuck up on me in the woods and boy am I sore

by Onearmedwilly September 15, 2015

oneza

Oneza is a the type of girl you want to be friends with. A girl who likes to have fun in life but not at the cost of her relaxation time. Loves to travel and see the world for what its worth. Her features are exotic and stunning, her smile and laugh light up a room. She can balance being pretty, smarts, and an awesome personality all at the same time. She can be an amazing friend to the people she likes, but the tides can turn easily if she hates you. She is caring, kind, witty, curious, creative and dedicated to helping people. She is good at heart even though she doesn't like to show it to the masses. She is stunning and has a distinct personality which will defiantly liven up your day. She is strong and knows how to give great advice and will be there to listen to all the shit in your life. She tries to make you feel bad about yourself by proclaiming she is mean but deep down you know she loves you. Overall a 10 out of 10.

Damn, that girl is so funny and is super good looking.
That's an Oneza for sure.

by drmena May 13, 2018

One Punch Man

A bald boi who can fucking kill anyone and anything in one punch. He's so powerful in fact, that there's never a single moment when he's at his limit or uses his full power.

Hey dude did you see One Punch Man the other day?

Hell yeah it's freaking awesome. I wonder when there will actually be an enemy strong enough for One Punch Man to actually have to try to defeat.

by TheAngryNerd May 2, 2019

filthy one

Usually used to describe female that gets around, or another word for a whore.
Can also describe something that's being a "pain in the ass".

Have you seen bobs new girl?
Yeah, shes a lil filthy one.

by Lafurnace July 13, 2014

A'onesty

Shes beautiful 😍 and the greatest thing you could ever have 💍don't ever leave her she's a keeper 🤞 she a whole goof and can make anybody's day better 💗!!

I Love me some A'onesty

by Prettybabes !! October 17, 2017

Crapital One

The other name for Capital One. A bank holding company with a multitude of problems, such as:

- Their noisy slogan "What's in your Wallet?"
- Sending you spam mail for credit card offers every day
- Closing your account for requesting an unjust fee to be removed
- Misleading you to pay extra for services
- Automated dialing to your phone in violation of the Telephone Consumer Protection Act of 1991
- Randomly visiting you at home or your employer

Crapital One is something not to be trusted.

by The Real Driller December 11, 2022