a bit on the side

A person who whom one has an extra-marital affair with.

Psycho bitch's mother wasn't shocked when she found out psycho bitch was her dad's bit on the side.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 27, 2004

Step on a crack, break your mother's back

This is an old children's game, anyone who trod on the cracks between the paving stones was out, until only one player was left, he or she was then declared the winner.

Step on a crack, break your mother's back– Most of us know the old rhyme “Step on a crack, break your mother’s back.” Whether the rhyme is the cause of, or a result of, this superstition is uncertain, though belief in it persists in many people today, even if subconsciously. Come to think of it, avoiding sidewalk cracks is probably a good policy for anyone who wants to avoid tripping.

by WormBrian October 25, 2009

the lights are on, but there's nobody home

Someone who is mentally vacant. "Fit in body but sick in mind" as one may have said in an ancient Catholic will.

Q:Why does she just sit in that rocking chair all day?


A:The lights are on, but there's nobody home.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004

buttcheek on a stick

when something hurts so bad and you can't even, you yell this phrase

"Mother trucker, dude, that hurt like a buttcheek on a stick!" butt vine ah peanutbutterbaby

by Buttcheek on a Stick September 6, 2016

boobs on a stick

A very skinny girl with big ass titaes.

A rare kind of girl who usually uses her monster boobs and lean body to whore massive multitudes of guys.

by white foolio November 3, 2004

Blood On The Dance Floor

A “music” group that fucking sucks. Nothing but wanna be musicians who have no talent

Person 1: hey come listen to blood on the dance floor with me
Person 2: No thanks I’m already gay

by Rockable5000 May 28, 2018

put a bow on it

To finish something.

I like that plan, put a bow on it.

by not_you_dude December 22, 2015