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Ice cream van

A van that plays music to lure in children. It says ice cream on it and when you get there you are greeted by a very old man, this man loves to play with kids and when the parents look away they are pulled inside and.... well you know. Then when they look back it's normal it happens in less then a second! Ever wondered why kids are so eager to go to the ice cream van? Well know you know.... Don't trust your kids with an old bat!
"Mummy I want to go to the ice cream van!" "Be careful remember stranger danger😈."
by cutekitty69 November 28, 2018
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iced up goonbag

this term is used mostly in Australian slang. because ice is crystal meth, and a goonbag can be described as a person under the right context a iced up goonbag is a sketchy person that is assumed to use ice. It can also be used to describe someones credibility like the second sentence below. Can also be used as iced goonbag.
"look at that cunt. he's a iced up goonbag". or "what do you know your just a iced up goonbag", "I am a wreck i must looked like a iced goonbag".
by McFeats January 29, 2017
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THE Ice skating Maneuver

When your two friends ditch your party for ice skating and sex.
Alexia: it looks like you guys got this, we got other things to do.

Patrisha: oh man they’re totally doing THE Ice skating Maneuver *wink* *nudge*
by Mitchel sucks December 31, 2018
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Bearded ice cream

When a gay man’s wife is so hot she is delicious. They got married because he’s rich or famous and needs a hot “wife” to keep out of the closet. She needs financial support. She runs around town. He has enough money to cover it up.
I just “rounded the world” ——————‘s wife. She’s was bearded ice cream. Not only did I spin her, I’m getting paid 20 grand to keep my mouth shut.
by 23356765 December 16, 2018
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fire and ice game

as the son of ABSOLLUTE ALLMIGHTY GOD THE CREATOR OF ALL. i made up this game called fire and ice to do nice stuff and bad stuff to the person known in the bible as cain when i found out who he really is today and his real name....all because of the mark on his forehead that makes everything you do to him be hit back at you 7 times fold. multiplier of seven. so if you stole 10% of his money, then you would lose 70% of your money for an example. it don't matter how much money each other have. if he have 1000 dollars and you have 100 dollars. he lose 100 dollars for 10% of his money and i lose 70 dollars. 70% of my money.
he really seen a curious pure hearted kid made up a game like this out of curiosity. game of fire and ice. fire and ice game.
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Neapolitan Ice Cream

When you ejaculate, cough up blood and shit at the same time
Guy 1: bro I just had some Neapolitan ice cream

Guy 2: gross
by kill m3 June 26, 2019
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Ice Pick Headache

Painful symptom akin to having one's skull impaled by a sharp rod normally used to break ice.
Doctors prescribe aspirin, a sledge hammer, or in severe cases a bullet to relieve ice pick headaches.
by Don't do quack kids. July 19, 2017
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