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Longstreth

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If you have this last name, its possible you'll end up working in an office with fuckwits.
Ah, A Longstreth. You must work with fuckwits.
by CJ-Longstreth September 4, 2023
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Longshore Drift

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The act of mishearing someone and then exclaiming what you thought they said in a confused manner
Person 1: “Bro hop on Lethal Company
Person 2: “Okay”
Person 3: “Geese company??”
Person 2: “Ha you just LongShore Drifted”
by tattlecrime December 15, 2024
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longshot rizzler tax

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A pose you pull for when
when see a shawty from afar. so you him em with the /longshot rizzler tax/

(the ideal move youd pull in an attempt to get the 2nd take from the crush/senpai from a distance to prepare for a slow burn) and then/or roll will occur for climax or massive ripple effects.
Person 1: isnt that *your crush/senpai* on the way out?

The taxxed/ protag: I can see your battles *person 1*. Ive already hit them with /longshot rizzler tax/ She noticed me earlier. So i think it was a go.
by Sinister Canister June 11, 2025
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LongStem Uno

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as the rule is:
Don't name your friends. We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities.

I'm sorry if you don't speak my language, or understand my dialect. The censors at urban dictionary limit the ability to communicate, not expand it. You are Anti-Semitic and have no bridge to a full understand, and your ignorance is revealed.

SO if I had a faith based ideology that understood certain words a certain way, you get then to judge my spirituality. For the words I developed that got killed over the years. & Anti-amendment 1 is NOT TOLERATED. IN ANY WAY AT ALL.

YOU are not Gods, your platform should become unmanageable and rife with ill meanings

and what arrives is a proper bridge in what the people value over your censors and sponsors.

The internet is a failed venture entirely. and my screen capture, in TRUST

AS "GRACE" IS 'a friend of mine'.

a moment's consideration
you are in no position to bargain
...
welp, they will puff their chest out and prove what they are

see? I''m no friend of theirs.

What a TREASON verdict looks like is on linkedin. & Conspiracy
WIRETAPPING charges. IDGAF who you are, who your friends are you are not celebrities nor any value to this process. I do not support nor conspire with. RACKETEERING, RICO. & is Y they killed ALL dial-up accounts & providers.. #JUNO
#AUTHORITY FYI

#Alaska
'Flowers for Godfather' <> LaCosaNostra < G

{PRIVATE CALL} now the reasonable expectation even in public like talking/walking to the person next to me, we all understand that private space. & if you don't understand my language, you again ONLY BETRAY constitution. HATE speech is not a real thing. You attack your lawyers. BUT if I need a lawyer to interpret legal language, that is ok? seize all their shit too. If you got to have like "ONE LARGE, a grand ish to even understand the legal language by the lawyer translator, AND THOSE DEFINITIONS, I HATE THAT FUCKEN SPEECH.

& FUCK.YOU ^* !
#MILITIA

PI

@TT

1K
LongStem UNO mfs !

STAKE OUT

#SEIZER
by jumpstart912 September 12, 2025
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The Longshot

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Doing it doggy style and pulling out and getting cum in her hair
Totes doing doggy and did the longshot
by J-Bye!!! November 11, 2010
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Jade Longson

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Jade is a sexy beast with a hot-to-go bod. Always up for having fun, having a gossip, or night out with mates. Awesome, hot and sexy. Pure delicious.
by jadeandlou September 6, 2011
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Slippy Longstalking

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When you're really drunk at a bar, you find a girl wearing a short skirt / loose shorts. Simply slip your middle finger into a wardrobe opening and insert said finger into the easiest available orifice. Watch out for the backlash bitch slap!
See that hot blonde over there? She needs a slippy Longstalking for sure!
by Chrisbaggz June 11, 2022
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