Josh

Hunch Back machine with lots of scoliosis
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Josh is a lame cunt that does nothing but sit in his room 24/7. He’s always in his pc with his fingers full of Cheeto dust. He acts like a discord mod and he probably is one on the low.
Josh ; hi my wittle ekitten
Kitten: hewo daddy 0w0
by luvssss_kye! May 25, 2022
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Josh is Jesus and God combined. If u fuck with him u will regret it. He also has a ginormas penis. He has also most likely fucked your mom, girlfriend, teacher, crush, aunt, and cousin. He is 10/10 times going to make the NBA. He prolly hates u as much as he hates those weird gay people who can't shut up about being gay and feminists.
Hot Girl: Josh is hot
Everyone on earth: No Shit
by Josh696969696969696969 July 15, 2020
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Josh is the most fittest boy you will ever meet. He has a light tan and most times brown hair. He can be quite short but is a bad ass boy. He has all girls liking him

from any direction.

He has a big penis and can always make a girl happy. If he had a GF then he would treat her right.
Person 1: Omg girl look at that fit boy he looks peng!

Person 2: omg totes agree, his name has to be Josh
by YiYa November 11, 2018
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Josh is a Madman. He will do anything for his Family and friends, Because that's just the way he is. He is always trying to impress the ladies but, usually is a really chill guy. Josh's are usually real sweet, and cute. If you ever have a Josh In your life, cherish them.
Boy 1: Dude, I tried to hit on Josh's Girl...
Boy 2: Why did you do that? That guys will know you out!
by you.need.some.milk March 03, 2019
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Usually you are attracted to his big ears that have satellites projecting their signal causing no girl to be able to resist Josh is a sensitive, caring guy who will do anything to solve problems. Although he may come across as overprotective but all he wants to do is make sure that the ones he loves are safe and well. Joshua's are normally very attractive and have the most gorgeous eyes. He also is an extremely good kisser and knows how to pleasure a lady; They're romantic and are aware of a girl's boundaries. I'm 100% positive that if you find a Josh, you will not regret it and you'll most defiantly have a perfect relationship. Trust me, Josh's are worth the wait.
Josh is worth the wait
by Shhh it’s Cole April 08, 2022
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A boy that strives to become a brek as this would make him a man
One day josh will become brek his idol
by Awesomeu812 November 18, 2020
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