Fat as Mud

An old-timey saying indicating that something is extremely large.
Me: That dude is huge!
Someone’s grandpa: Yeah, he’s fat as mud.
by billiam17 March 16, 2024
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mud rut

Having nothing but anal sex because your girlfriend is saving her vagina for marriage. It get's boring.
"Bro, I've been Mud Ruttin' with this girl for so long. I may have to pop the question just to get some pussy."
by JRMAD June 19, 2014
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mud clump

When a man cums in a woman's mouth and she spits it back into his asshole.
She really did the Mud Clump?!?!
by awahl462 April 14, 2015
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mud beast

That chick is such a mud beast! Would you do her? Hell no!!
by kindanuts July 15, 2011
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Mud people

The descendants of Ham who are inferior to other race groups including Hebrew, South Korean, and all Asian ethnicities.

Usually imitating what they see/hear in rap music/videos and end up going to prison to have sex with other grown men.

Acts all cocky, but really is a homosexual on the inside. Is obsessed with slow people and those with "big, fat, head", since their heads are too small to fit both brain hemispheres.
We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children. Because the beauty of the White Aryan woman must not perish from the earth.

-David Eden Lane(man who hates mud people)
by Jimmy SIkayun December 18, 2023
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Texas Mud Cookie

The act of soliciting an outrageously overweight Girl Scout den mother, butt fucking her in a Texas Walmart parking lot, and letting her eat a thin mint out of your ass.
Bro, let’s go hog hunting and get some Texas Mud Cookies.
by Certified Hunni March 12, 2024
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Deepest Darkest Mud

think realistically, if you were telepathic, but still broke, genuinely having the potential to get a job in the field of telepathy, because you’re for one, telepathic. for two, unusual. for three, in the mud. for four?.. new. how would you feel? this is the deepest darkest mud, and the most dangerous mud. to the environment around the mud, and you (actually inside the mud). don’t get in the deepest darkest mud.
Human-1: dude, we’re in seem deep mud.

Human-2: dude we are. i’m probably in the Deepest Darkest Mud.

Human-1: i empathize with that.

Human-2: thats impossible, what? - in mind-

( can you hear my thoughts )
Human-1: - in Human 2’s mind -

( yeah bro.. why are you listening to country . music in there ? )
Human-2: - in mind -

( uhh this is embarrassing bro leave )
Human-1: - in Human 2’s mind -

( whatever, you definitely . bitch made )
by smoke.knows.more January 01, 2023
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