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Jolly Horse

A male who is being “ridden” by a female and is stimulated by it would be considered a “Jolly Horse”. As the woman is riding him like a horse. He is happy about it. Therefore, he is a Jolly Horse
He was a Jolly Horse as she rode him in bed.
by Jolly Horse January 24, 2024
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fall off your horse

A saying you shout when you hear a loud obnoxious car driving on a calm road
Johnny and Andrew were eating outside when they heard a loud car zoom past. They both yelled “Fall off your horse!”
by Parkingticket September 29, 2023
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Horse girl

Lily😐
Person1: Oh look its horse girl
Person2: Oh lily
by yassstiktok March 5, 2021
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Jakob's Horse

When you put a rubber band around a horses balls so your friend Jakob gets kicked
we pulled a jakob's horse the other day, it was wild
by jakobslobber12 December 20, 2023
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Iron horse

A brand new car that has a high amount of horsepower
Hey wanna check out my iron horse? I bought this beast yesterday
by Fat cat bro March 29, 2025
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circle the horses

When your Hog is so big that you've got to circle up the Horse gang cause aint nobody else can relate
HEY EJDJ!! GET YOUR HOG OUT OF MY FACE AND CIRCLE THE HORSES
by realist definitions September 12, 2019
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tiny horse

(usually) a male with an extremely smaller than average schlong but continues to act like they are the schiznit.
Betty: How was that date with Sloan Thursday?

Martha: Average, or l actually lower than. Sloans riding with a tiny horse. So there was definitely no rainbow BJ.

Betty: I hate when that happens. Looks like it’s back to searching for a true bucking bronco.
by jimmy_was_a_stimulator August 8, 2024
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