If you had sex with someone who was a virgin, it does not count towards your body count because it was clean, unfucked, penis/vagina/anus
by anonymously in your mom February 12, 2022
A person who does not use cruise control on the highway. They accelerate and decelerate, passing and having to be passed repeatedly over the course of several miles.
I have to hit my brake again, because that free footer just merged in front of me for the fourteenth time.
by DarkStarScott September 24, 2015
by Come@MeGreg May 29, 2019
by Notnob January 07, 2024
Porn magazines found at the side of the road, usually tossed :-) from car or truck windows and found lying in the grass.
by Dajster June 18, 2016
by Totally real person January 13, 2024
person 1: "I heard you didn't study for the test" person 2: "I didn't have time, I had to Free Ball It"
by JT3976 April 05, 2023