dad

a drunk fuck that never comes home

my dad is a drunk fuck.

by v.sn, July 13, 2020

Dad Poem

When several distinctively cheesy Dad Jokes coalesce to form something that is cheesier than the sum of it's parts.

Legend:

Where do the bad rainbows go?

Prism.

They get a light sentence.

It gives them time to reflect.
Awestruck Bystander:

I've never seen Dad Jokes so skilfully combined like this before! You my friend are a Dad and a Poet, so this must be a Dad Poem!

by mrpootatohead July 12, 2023

your dad

your dad used as a insult

"your forehead is big"
"your dad"

by Wasteman)££ January 30, 2022

dad

a person who said they went to get milk and never came back

other kids: wheres your dad?
me: whats a dad?

by 🌸ur mom🌸 April 19, 2020

Dad

something chris doesnt have

chris aint got no dad.

by not chris's dad January 19, 2022

dad

he said he was just getting milk but never came back

dad - i’m getting to get milk it will talk 5 minutes

by DumbBlonde October 15, 2019

ur dad is women

Use when you about to win an argument with random dude and when you about to win but he/she said : your mom
quickly use ''your mom is men'''. But if he/she said : your dad then quickly spam " your dad is women" and if he still trying to win about that argument, be like me. Tell him : "I have segg with your dad ass" and now you win the argument for 100% sure

random dude : your mom
your self : your mom is men
random dude : your dad

you : your dad is women
random dude : crying

by Sadly_f September 21, 2021