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I wouldn’t back my car in her garage

When a girl is so ugly you wouldn’t even do anal with her.
That chick is gross I wouldn’t back my car in her garage.
by Teacher Taz June 27, 2021
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a phrase created by uriel bromberg to say when people ask why you can't drive yet or why would you not
peep: hey man, did you get your drive license?
you: nah, who needs a car if i can swim underwater

grandma: hey son, could you drive to the supermarket and buy me fresh fruits?
you: i ain't got drive license, but who needs a car if i can swim underwater
by the peanuts rock June 20, 2021
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carse

the small passage of skin between the cunt and the arsehole,the chinrest.
"oh,i was hovering around the carse last night mate and the filthy slag only went and dropped one,strewth mate ,i was back up before you could say,ya flamin galla...,
by bruce May 20, 2003
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carse

a guy who is weirdly attractive he is one person on the inside than out very athletic loves to play game has great potential for sports but blows it all away do to his school work
carse is really goodat sports
by dainel cosbey September 6, 2021
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Northpointe Motors (home of instant car credit) T.C. MI

The place where the only thing in your 3 year contract that will last you more than 1 month is your car payment.

A car dealership that sells cars that are on the verge of having their engine blow for no less than $11,000.

When you ask them what the price is of a vehicle you are interested in, they will respond "the computers are down right now, I will let you know when the computers are fixed". When your engine blows, they will give you the run around. When you ask for the owners name, they will give you endless excuses as to why they can not give you that information. When you do research about this car dealership you will wonder why they havn't been shut down yet.
Jack: Did you hear that Bob bought a vehicle from Northpointe Motors (home of instant car credit) T.C. MI today?

Jill: It's too bad he didn't do his research on that dealership. I predict his motor will blow in less than a month and he will be stuck making the payments and carless.
by luv_gdes November 30, 2011
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Student: Here's my assignment. I know it looks like a blank page, but I wrote it in invisible ink.
Teacher: Damn! It's more invisible than a black man in a car with tinted windows at 3AM! I wish I could give you an A+, but I can't mark it. You fail.
by UrbanPrick April 13, 2011
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