Back in the small village of Los Angeles. A small Korean pimp ruled greater China town and western Cali. Under FBI direct the pimp seeked shelter within the witness protection program and relocated Kansas. Eggroll and is now know only known as "just an OMR".
by Jolene69 June 16, 2023
Get the Golden Bearded Eggroll mug.Titus bearden is the epitome of charisma and success. Known as the "Top G," he exudes confidence and possesses an impressive physical presence. His intellect is sharp, his appearance is both handsome and irresistibly sexy, and his financial acumen ensures he always makes money. Titus is adored by all the girls, captivating them with his charm and allure.
Girl 1: Have you heard about Titus bearden They call him the Top G for a reason.
Girl 2: Oh, absolutely! He’s got the biggest Johnson and every girl is crazy about him.
Girl 3: I know, right? He's not just good-looking; he's insanely smart too. He makes so much money!
Girl 4: And he's so charming. Every time he walks into a room, you can’t help but notice him.
Girl 1: Seriously, he’s the full package. Handsome, sexy, intelligent, and successful. What more could you want?
Girl 2: Plus, he’s so confident. It's like he knows exactly who he is and what he wants.
Girl 3: And his name, Titus, it’s just so... strong.
Girl 4: I think we’re all a little in love with him.
Girl 2: Oh, absolutely! He’s got the biggest Johnson and every girl is crazy about him.
Girl 3: I know, right? He's not just good-looking; he's insanely smart too. He makes so much money!
Girl 4: And he's so charming. Every time he walks into a room, you can’t help but notice him.
Girl 1: Seriously, he’s the full package. Handsome, sexy, intelligent, and successful. What more could you want?
Girl 2: Plus, he’s so confident. It's like he knows exactly who he is and what he wants.
Girl 3: And his name, Titus, it’s just so... strong.
Girl 4: I think we’re all a little in love with him.
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A rare and majestic creature known for her powerful thighs, flawless makeup skills, and unexpectedly kind soul. Found occasionally in makeup aisles, group chats offering advice, or simply glowing up a room with her presence. Key Traits:
• Legs that could crush steel or self-esteem—depending on the mood.
• Personality: 90% sweet, 5% sassy, 5% “don’t push it.”
• Often spotted helping others, fixing eyeliner wings, and outshining everyone without trying.
• Can be mean, but only if provoked. • Extremely rare; sighting one in the wild is considered good luck and a blessing.
• Legs that could crush steel or self-esteem—depending on the mood.
• Personality: 90% sweet, 5% sassy, 5% “don’t push it.”
• Often spotted helping others, fixing eyeliner wings, and outshining everyone without trying.
• Can be mean, but only if provoked. • Extremely rare; sighting one in the wild is considered good luck and a blessing.
“You don’t see many like Harlee Beardon around — with those big thighs and killer makeup skills, she’s mostly sweet and super helpful, but trust me, if you cross her, you’ll see that rare 1% mean side come out.”
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Jim and Eric where discussing the activities of the previous night.
Jim: Dude, that party was crazy last night! I
Know you were totally wasted. I saw you
disappear with that chick at like 3am.
You hit that son?
Eric: Yea dude it was awesome, i took her in
back room and smashed it. She was
ready to go after I got done shucking the bearded clam.
Jim: That's what's up man! So the puss was
nice and hairy Huh?
Eric: It was hairy, but I was too far gone to give
A fuck. I just needed to drain my balls.
Jim: Dude, that party was crazy last night! I
Know you were totally wasted. I saw you
disappear with that chick at like 3am.
You hit that son?
Eric: Yea dude it was awesome, i took her in
back room and smashed it. She was
ready to go after I got done shucking the bearded clam.
Jim: That's what's up man! So the puss was
nice and hairy Huh?
Eric: It was hairy, but I was too far gone to give
A fuck. I just needed to drain my balls.
by FairladyZ February 4, 2015
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-Huuuu... a very strange bearded MAN!
(double weirdo beardo)- Hey, who you talkin' to!!!!???! @%&!#$*&^%!!!
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-Huuuu... a very strange bearded MAN!
(double weirdo beardo)- Hey, who you talkin' to!!!!???! @%&!#$*&^%!!!
by Nalya April 17, 2022
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by DarthStellar September 3, 2022
Get the Weirdo Van Beardo mug.This requires 3 people. The first person is laying on the floor of a porta potty with porta potty juices in their mouth. The second person poops in the first person's mouth while receiving a blowjob from the third person. The poop splashes on the first persons face. The third person also pukes on the second person's penis. Either the second or third person smears the poop on the first person's face like football facepaint.
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