Asshole

A dude with fuckboy hair who thinks he's cool by being obnoxious and arrogant

Jacob is being such an asshole

by Asian definitions August 19, 2017

Asshole

Someone who can be hated but the world still needs them, because where else would shit come out of?

"What an Asshole!"

by Hyper Dude May 15, 2018

Asshole rumbles

Farts

“I thought I was by a marsh field, but it turns out my buddy just hard some big asshole rumbles”

by Aldauphinais July 22, 2019

opportunistic asshole

People who always pick the asshole choice whenever they can do something good/not do something bad.

Dave: Dude did you seriously eat half the brownies I made before anyone else even woke up?
Warbel: You snooze you lose lol
Dave: Fucking opportunistic asshole

by gingerlover123wastaken April 22, 2023

Asshole

Someone who who says stuff like "you read the second word wrong"

You: Kill yourself, asshole!
Me: That's fair.

by Vexnator February 23, 2023

Joe Biden's asshole cigars

literally

I witnessed Joe Biden's asshole cigars

by merdeur merdesse March 8, 2024

righteous asshole

a term that is used when taking a video on someone else's phone

haley: "i appreciate... your righteous asshole"

by heccarina June 18, 2018