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“ I stubbed my big toe on the corner of the fridge, it hurts like a dog of a cunt”
“ I stubbed my big toe on the corner of the fridge, it hurts like a dog of a cunt”
by Turdburgla September 14, 2019
Get the dog of a cunt mug.A state certified and trained person who is essentially a private police officer. Used when 24hr police coverage can not be provided. Depending on the state, a "Rent-a-Cop" has arrest powers and carries a weapon. They can easily put you in as much trouble as a "real" cop. Most are Ex-Police/Milatary. Depending on the contract, the pay is actually better than local law enforcement.
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Long has man desired a temporary escape to a place where all is well and the troubles of the world seem to fade away. I am hear to tell you such place exists. This place is known as Cumberland Farms.
A "cumby's run" is the journey one takes to reach this area of divine sactity. It could be through the woods, via the road, or through your own mind.
The proccess usually takes place when the sun has retreated. There are a set of rules to justify this:
1) A Cumby's Run must take place only after 10:00PM
2) A Cumby's Run must be done with one or more person
3) There are no more rules.
A "cumby's run" is the journey one takes to reach this area of divine sactity. It could be through the woods, via the road, or through your own mind.
The proccess usually takes place when the sun has retreated. There are a set of rules to justify this:
1) A Cumby's Run must take place only after 10:00PM
2) A Cumby's Run must be done with one or more person
3) There are no more rules.
"d00d, i feel like absolute shit right now...what should i do?"
"dude, let's just go on a cumby's run and clear your head a little bit, ya know?"
"what kind of stuff do they have at cumby's?"
"that have 1337 whoopie pies and like breakfast sandwhiches and like alot of poonaney avaliable for everyone!!!"
"yo d00d, you wanna go for a cumby's run now?"
"oh, yeah yeah definitely."
"dude, let's just go on a cumby's run and clear your head a little bit, ya know?"
"what kind of stuff do they have at cumby's?"
"that have 1337 whoopie pies and like breakfast sandwhiches and like alot of poonaney avaliable for everyone!!!"
"yo d00d, you wanna go for a cumby's run now?"
"oh, yeah yeah definitely."
by Roofus the Stunt Bum March 9, 2008
Get the A Cumby's Run mug.(Toaru Kagaku no Railgun とある 科学 の られぐん） An amazing anime series that follows the lives of a few main characters (Misaka-san, Shirai-san, Uiharu-san, Saten-san. As a sequel to A Certain Magical Index two of the main characters were side characters in the former series. Misaka Mikoto (main character) is an ojou-sama and a senior student at the prestigious Tokiwadai Academy. Misaka is a highly skilled student and is the third of seven level 5's in the city. The show is mostly based on the students who have varying degrees of abilities all of which can be proven scientifically.
Fan: "OMFG A CERTAIN SCIENTIFIC RAILGUN'S ON!!! GET the F*** out of my way..."
Douchetard: "WTF??"
Fan: *turns around and pops a cap in douchtard's ass*
Douchetard: "WTF??"
Fan: *turns around and pops a cap in douchtard's ass*
by lefricquer22 June 6, 2010
Get the A Certain Scientific Railgun mug.A company that sets up in the hood and tricks dumb hoodrats and other uneducated types of people by placing flashy electronics in the window.
What they don't know is that Rent-a-Center (and other similar companies) charges crazy interest (that they don't advertise) so in the end, your dumb ass ends up paying 3x of what the thing is really worth... So for example, a $500 TV would end up costing ~$1400.
Save your money and use your fuckin heads. Stop letting corporate america manipulate and get rich off you. Have the discipline to make a savings account and put away a little a week to buy what you need, it's really not that hard. Even if your paycheck aint that high its still doable AND DEFINITELY BETTER THAN PAYING 3X THE MONEY. It's your money that you bust your fuckin asses for, do right and protect it..
What they don't know is that Rent-a-Center (and other similar companies) charges crazy interest (that they don't advertise) so in the end, your dumb ass ends up paying 3x of what the thing is really worth... So for example, a $500 TV would end up costing ~$1400.
Save your money and use your fuckin heads. Stop letting corporate america manipulate and get rich off you. Have the discipline to make a savings account and put away a little a week to buy what you need, it's really not that hard. Even if your paycheck aint that high its still doable AND DEFINITELY BETTER THAN PAYING 3X THE MONEY. It's your money that you bust your fuckin asses for, do right and protect it..
Hoodrat: Yo, son, just got dis pimpin ass flat-screen from Rent a Center, only $30 a week, my nigga.
Educated person: For how many months?
Hoodrat: Man i dont know, i know i can do $30 a week though.... Oh word, dis what da contract say.. For 50 weeks
Educated person: You dumb ass mothafucka
Educated person: For how many months?
Hoodrat: Man i dont know, i know i can do $30 a week though.... Oh word, dis what da contract say.. For 50 weeks
Educated person: You dumb ass mothafucka
by Voiceofreasonbereal September 4, 2013
Get the Rent a Center mug.When doing a female in the ass, then she moves to shit on your chest. Take note that the shit will slide down in a mudslide fashion.
by Vinnie Leonetti December 25, 2006
Get the A Cambodian Mudslide mug.Inhaling second hand smoke while having a conversation with someone who is smoking while not actually smoking yourself.
Person One: "I'm going to go smoke a cigarette."
Person Two: "I've got to talk to you, I'll go outside and smell a cigarette with you."
Or
Person One: "Dave's outside smelling a cigarette with the landlord."
Person Two: "I've got to talk to you, I'll go outside and smell a cigarette with you."
Or
Person One: "Dave's outside smelling a cigarette with the landlord."
by markismyfish July 16, 2008
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