trump and dump

A tactic whereby a politician deflects criticism by creating a new, unrelated controversy.

Donald Thump reacted to the latest Mueller indictments by pulling another trump and dump: he said outrageous, undiplomatic things to the G-7 leaders, who are our friends.

by smjgJsbjgsm July 27, 2018

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trump slap

When you are repulsed, disenchanted, and exasperated with the level of ignorance a person maintains after calm rational debate and a preponderance of factual evidence ; you just want to give up and slap their senseless ass.

I explained to the young man that if you pour gasoline on a fire it won't go out it will burn even more; he burned down his family home and I trump slapped his ignorant ass when he came over to my house to call the fire department.

by Jenniecolumbia October 30, 2017

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trump poo

trump poo is when you think you have to take a shit, but just as you are ready to poo, you get this relief that it's just a giant ass fart that causes the toilet water to magically bubble.

I went to take a massive shit, but turns out it was a massive fart trump poo

by Chang Qou September 19, 2016

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Donald Trump

The man that digged America's grave. Also the cheese puff that became America's president of 2016. People expected a person that can barely run a buisness (including a few marraiges) to run a country.

Tom: Hello Donald Trump or should I say Mister President *wink*
Truml: Are you mexican?
Tom: No but I'm from Flor-
Trump: DEPORT THUS IMMIGRANT BACK TO MEXICO!
TOM: WAIT I VOTED FOR YOU!
Trump: Never mind bring him back.

by Ecua69 November 29, 2016

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