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Bush Tree

A reward in which is gifted to the people who show kindness, compassion, honesty and authenticity.
by Bush Tree February 1, 2022
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tree knocking

A scare tactic that Big Foot used to scare people out of the forest
While hiking in the forest we heard tree knocking and made a hasty exit.
by The squatcher Dr August 14, 2020
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bang the tree

yo jaysler, ill catch you later im finna go bang the tree
by swagboii_63 April 19, 2024
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busy as tree

Busy as a tree is defined as being loaded and slammed with alot of work but don't show it to people. Such as having 3 research papers due this weekend but don't look stress out about it on their day to day life when they really are thinking about it mentally. They are do have a strong bark to hide the craziness of their lifes.
Damm timbers and her partner mr.tree don't show it but they are busy as tree!
by Michael J Cahoon January 28, 2023
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jism tree

Basically the same thing as a whore or slut. Just way more demeaning.
I bet dat ho smell like a jism tree after getting mutted last night.
by Spratt626 November 17, 2015
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tree shaming

Shaming people who buy trees that are specially grown and cut for Christmas and then disposed.
After years of being subjected to tree shaming, he bought a live potted tree for Christmas and planted it in his yard. Then he got a fine for planting an invasive exotic, which was banned by the tree ordinance.
by mlhiss December 24, 2019
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Shade Tree Mechanic

An individual who can preform car repairs and maintenance for a fraction of the cost if those same services were done at a dealership. The Shade Tree Mechanic, more commonly known simply as "Shade Tree" is very knowledgeable of how to service most domestic vehicles manufactured before 1995. Any vehicle manufactured after 1995 and import vehicles in particular are problematic for Shade Tree; however, Shade Tree will tell you otherwise.

Shade Tree operates from his own driveway or in front of his house on the street. Ideally, the service work is preformed beneath a tree with a large canopy providing necessary shade during hot summer days hence, the title "Shade Tree."

Be advised, the Shade Tree does not possess any metric tools, uses vise-grip pliers in practically every repair situation and will require you make multiple trips to the auto parts store to replace things inadvertently damaged by the apologetic Shade Tree during the service repair process.

Most shade trees will barter and accept various forms of payment including cash, a carton of cigarettes, liquor, Wendy's or Burger King.
Joe: I need new brakes for my car but the dealership wants over $400.00
Mike: Bruh, go around the corner and holla at that Shade Tree Mechanic. He'll hook you up for a pack of squares and some Chick-fil-A.
by 1lyf1luv December 13, 2023
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