Breakfast Meat

Blowjobs in the morning that feel heavenly.

Yo, I woke up to Janice enjoying her breakfast meat, and man it was amazing!

by NoArmsSally March 21, 2016

Mixed Meat

Those of bisexual persuasion

He's not gay or straight, he's both. He's mixed meat.

by SBand May 19, 2013

Meat Curtains

Meat curtains are simply curtains made from meat. You cook them by closing them in front of the window and then the sun heats them up. They are very yummy once they are cooked all the way through, yes very delicious.

Meat Curtains Warning: Very delicate, cooks slowly, and delicious

by Fishy_Soup March 30, 2022

Monster Meat

One's large male reproductive organ.

Yo, look at Derek's monster meat!

by Phatcockandnutsmaybe May 21, 2020

hairy meat

When you shave and your hair get stuck to ur dick because your sweaty

God damn Gerald I had hairy meat after I banged requisa yesterday

by Ricky bazz February 21, 2019

Meat Retreat

Side chick

The old lady's been on my case since Monday, so I'm taking a trip to the meat retreat this weekend.

by ICreatedAnAccountForThis July 27, 2014

unicorn meat

A large unicorn staff that penetrates even the mightiest of foes.

Oh look Andrew took that unicorn meat like a pro

by Alexgamer219 March 12, 2019