Wank

Collective noun for Tesla drivers

“Look, a wank of Tesla drivers “

by Harza4151 April 22, 2023

Emergency Wank

Usually in a very stressful, indecisive situation one will decide to go have wank before making any vital decisions.

*Right before an exam*
Yo, Vlad, where are you going?
I am gonna go quickly to the bathroom!
To do what?
*whispers* To have an emergency wank, I cannot think straight, I need to let some steam off!
Alright, go ahead!

by wanking May 11, 2017

Wank Holiday

To bunk of work unauthorised so that you can lie in bed all day jerking off to Anime porn.

Employee: Good day
Boss: Oy, I know you had a wank holiday yesterday!

by LordJenal August 28, 2022

volcano wank

To masterbait while holding in a piss, meaning when you bust the piss leaks down your dick like hot lava

I woke up and had a volcano wank yesterday

by Amcgirr February 11, 2025

Travel Wank

Carrying genitals or sexual
Pleasure toys on the go, prepared impromptu wank on the go.

Travel wanking is a wank on the go.

by Acidbbq March 19, 2022

Wank station

A small area dedicated to the upkeep and maintenance of ones manhood

I put a big shift in last night at the wank station really feeling it today

by Uncleboozer August 22, 2019

1984 Wank

When the you don't have access to porn so you have to use your imagination to masturbate.

Person 1: 'The battery went on my phone while I was trying to find some porn!'

Person 2: 'Gutted for you'

Person 1: 'It's okay I just had a 1984 wank instead. Takes a bit longer but gets the job done.'

by Phillyfella July 22, 2021