A motivated criminal apprehension specialist typically (but not always) on the 2nd shift or 3rd shift of a police force's patrol unit. Engages with the community hourly, gets involved, and builds bridges by jumping over fences and taking down thugs. A Street Goon protects the community first then asks/answers questions later.
Rochelle: that bald white patrol cop looks like Mackey from The Shield and has a really mean-looking resting face. I do not know if he is a good cop or not.
JaQuan: he is a good cop: he's what we call a Street Goon. When he's not sleeping, cooking 8-egg+rice+tuna burritos, and benching weights ín his garage between shifts he is protecting our ghetto-ass hood. He is the quintessential Dennis Rodman of police officers--the garbage man that does the dirty work nobody else wants to do.
JaQuan: he is a good cop: he's what we call a Street Goon. When he's not sleeping, cooking 8-egg+rice+tuna burritos, and benching weights ín his garage between shifts he is protecting our ghetto-ass hood. He is the quintessential Dennis Rodman of police officers--the garbage man that does the dirty work nobody else wants to do.
by phbl February 5, 2025
Get the street goonmug. If you have something, someone, shoes, or any object that looks like it got built in a bootleg company or was homemade, most likely you'll get roasted. If someone walks up to you or you said one of the worst comebacks in a argument or someone's roasting you and you say a comeback but it's bad, you're in the streets of fire. You can't really get out of this situation, especially if you choose to mess with someone. They give you the most hurtful, ruthless things or roasts ever and you're stuck in that situation.
joe: who asked? imagine getting roasted lol.
bro: man shut yo goofy ahh musty crusty dusty rusty nasty looking disgusting looking ahh octopus green light out of here bro!
crowd: DANGGGGGGG HE JUST ENTERED THE STREETS OF FIRE!!!!
bro: man shut yo goofy ahh musty crusty dusty rusty nasty looking disgusting looking ahh octopus green light out of here bro!
crowd: DANGGGGGGG HE JUST ENTERED THE STREETS OF FIRE!!!!
by pepsigod September 20, 2023
Get the Streets Of Firemug. A fictitious street inhabited by sesh gremlin puppets who spend the whole day on the sesh. The inhabitants roam from gaff to gaff looking for after parties until it's ten o'clock and Mr Hopper's off-licence is open for them to get more cans. Seshame Street's most famous inhabitant is Birdie, a massive yellow sesh gremlin who has been in the k-hole since 1969.
by 8cansofdutch June 28, 2017
Get the Seshame Streetmug. by Oj da juiceman November 20, 2013
Get the don't get crazy in the streetsmug. “Ever Street Thug At Ever Soo Much At Ever Str8 Thuggin', Ever Str8 Stuntin' & Ever Livin' Life Fully. #Legit #Str8Dope #DatsWassup” - The Goonie, Ever Street Thug, Harlem aka Flea & Kiery Weiry.
by anonymous October 30, 2020
Get the Ever Street Thugmug. A syndrome which manifests itself by combining constant pathological lying with an addiction to kleptomania.
The nurse was lying to the doctors, her patients and the staff while stealing needed medical supplies, she had Street Syndrome.
by Fu friend March 24, 2020
Get the Street Syndromemug. by Legend.com/handsome January 22, 2018
Get the Street-rigmug.