boys who have brown hair

theyre cute and cool but sometimes assholes

girl: did you hear about the new student
boy who has black hair: yeah i heard he has brown hair
girl: omg i heard boys who have brown hair are hot and cute i wanna be his gf
2 days later
girl: he broke up with me for not searching for the tv remote

by IsraelDoesntExist June 12, 2021

who dat

"Who is that"?

Who dat? I've never seen her before.

by Thundernut Williamson July 10, 2022

People who don't dodge

A sigma male that gets more bitches than dodgers

Johann Bautista: look at those people who don't dodge....I wish I was one of them

by QK CJPIE August 25, 2021

Who shit in your oreos

It was a cold snowy November morning...a friend picked me up from my estate. We grabbed some food and entered a nearby hipster coffee shop. While playing catch up, a man got hit by a truck. Everyone in the crowded coffee shop stopped typing poetry on their Mac book and looked up. What they saw was horrifying; blood everywhere, truck shattered on the ground. After the paramedics arrived and pronounced him dead on the scene. We all decided we had to go back to our poetry and overpriced espresso. A few minutes later, the mans son fell off the second story and he was still going strong. The barista was in a bad mood after all the craziness and while trying to get a refill on my Bianca white mocha he was being extremely rude. With much despair...the words rang from my mouth “who shit in your Oreos.”

Me: cheer up

Friend: go type your poetry and I hope your flannel rips.

Me: well “who shit in your Oreos”

by madscatraz November 22, 2017

People who dont want to play monopoly

That one salty bastard in your family who loses everytime; is usually fat, ginger or light blonde and gets bullied in school. Would spend £90 on a DLC for Cadburys if there was one.

Fatfuck: I don't wanna play monopoly! It isn't Minecraft!

Parent: *slaps* People who dont want to play Monopoly are a fagghot.

by Abusive Shit Bastard January 4, 2018

Who you blow

The thing that, more often than not, determines whether you get hired or promoted.

It’s not always what you know, but who you blow.

by SiL3Nt J September 17, 2023

who’s who

A party or get-together where everyone meets and gets familiar with people in the surrounding area

Come to my party! It’s sort of the who’s who of Gainesville.

by tjag24 January 4, 2024