Well fuck me with a sack o' potatoes

A phrase used when feeling both annoyed and upset.

Person 1: This guy is targeting me specifically.
Person 2: Leave the game then.
Person 1: Well fuck me with a sack o' potatoes.

by Astertious June 8, 2024

shack sack

A bag or satchel worn by a sorority girl, usually a Red Bull or Jordan baller bag taken from the fraternity they shacked in the night before. The girl then wears this carrying case back to her sorority early the next morning (see Walk of Shame).

"Yo Chaz, check that dame across the median!"

"What about her bro?"

"I was just wondering what frat she stayed in last night to pick up such a sweet shack sack!"

by FratBag100 February 8, 2010

crusty sack

When you engage in gay sex and one male cums on the other males scrotum, waits for it to dry and puts it in his mouth

Give me a crusty sack

by VnCore December 8, 2016

Splooge Sack

A small purse sized bag, often made of canvas or cotton, used to collect cum for later use. Typically kept refrigerated in an effort to maintain the freshness and quality of the sack batter within the bag.

Josh: Bro my splooge sack ripped while I was stroking the salmon into it and now there’s cum all over my floor!
Mike: Oh that’s ransid bro, that’s why I always double bag my splooge sacks so that my koom remains safe and spill free.

by ThiccMole.ad773 September 19, 2021

Sack stamp

The heart shaped sweatprint made by a mans hot, sweaty testicles on a chair or other hard surface. It may or may not be accompanied by an ass stamp.

When that dude left the sauna, he left a sack stamp behind.

by jacknut January 30, 2012

Pain in The Sack

When someone is always trying to one-up you.

Guy 1: "Dude stop lying we know you didn't sleep with Kayla first."

Guy 2:"Yeah I did!!! She was wetter than a raw oyster"

Guy 1:"Bullshit you're just trying to one-up me... I fucked her first."

Guy 2: "Man you're a Pain in The Sack. Ask her sister!"

by Flatz Buzz Bro July 30, 2020

Snape sack

A faggot ass bitch who can't get pussy for nothin'

Gah he is such a snape sack!

by Crhsusjebhsjs June 18, 2017