Person 1: *Fart*
Person 2: That was weak.. *Louder Fart*
Person 3: You guys are lame.. Try this on for size! *Loudest Fart*
Person 1: Umm, You can play fart wars without me, okay?
Person 2: That was weak.. *Louder Fart*
Person 3: You guys are lame.. Try this on for size! *Loudest Fart*
Person 1: Umm, You can play fart wars without me, okay?
by JimmyMathew August 27, 2009
Get the Fart warsmug. This states the range of a person's fart. It an attribute used to describe a person. It is similar to standards such as person's height, sex, or race, but has a tendency to fluctuate depending on certain factors. Such factors include genetics, diet, body position, and mood. Some people, however, are known to have significantly greater range than other people. Some synonyms for this world includes "fart range", "flaturange", "rip terf"
Neil Patrick Harrison: "aww fuck man, did you just fart?"
Samuel L Jackson:"what! Fuck no. If I did, I would own up to that shit fool."
Victor Garber:(walking across the lobby)
"Heyyyyy, whats up. You wanna get wasted, bro?"
Neil: "Fuck yea, but seriously dude, what the fuck is up with your fart zone. That shit fills up the entire room."
Victor: what can I say bro. I'm one talented motherfucker
Samuel L Jackson:"what! Fuck no. If I did, I would own up to that shit fool."
Victor Garber:(walking across the lobby)
"Heyyyyy, whats up. You wanna get wasted, bro?"
Neil: "Fuck yea, but seriously dude, what the fuck is up with your fart zone. That shit fills up the entire room."
Victor: what can I say bro. I'm one talented motherfucker
by Neil Nayn October 18, 2011
Get the Fart Zonemug. Badger farts are farts that rise from a badger burrow.
Due to badgers gorging on carrion, and other unpleasant things, badger farts are green and unbelievably stinky.
Due to badgers gorging on carrion, and other unpleasant things, badger farts are green and unbelievably stinky.
Ralph and Cindy Lou had finished the wine, and had settled into some gentle frenching, when they heard a "whoof" from underground and saw a green cloud drifting toward them
"Badger farts!" screamed Ralph.
"Run!" said Cindy Lou, pausing only to pick up her bra.
"Badger farts!" screamed Ralph.
"Run!" said Cindy Lou, pausing only to pick up her bra.
by scodder May 18, 2010
Get the badger fartsmug. 1) when you are on Skype (or other voice chat services) and hit mute before letting one blow.
2) one of many random secondlife POP gesturbations
2) one of many random secondlife POP gesturbations
by xbettyx April 7, 2010
Get the ninja fartmug. A genetic affliction causing one's hand to constantly smell like farts (gas). Frequently chosen over "baby hand" in games of "would you rather?"
by zachamanda. May 30, 2008
Get the fart handmug. A horrendously awful fart. Not necessarily the hot burning kind though. Its hard to explain but it's a very distinct type of fart, and if you fart a swamp fart or smell one then the name suddenly makes sense. This usually result from an upset stomach or just not eating well, or eating something that doesn't agree with you.
"Dude I totally just let a Swamp Fart loose... I can tell it is one and I can't even smell it yet..."
"What's a Swamp Fart?"
"...*raises eyebrow*"
"OMG! *grabs entire face* Now I understand!"
"What's a Swamp Fart?"
"...*raises eyebrow*"
"OMG! *grabs entire face* Now I understand!"
by Insomniholic September 8, 2009
Get the Swamp Fartmug. a mythical beast that lives in the dorm rooms. he opens peoples doors and farts on their floors when they are gone. there are many farting gnomes in the ROTC program.
by Dave, Dave, Dave, and Dolan April 6, 2007
Get the farting gnomemug.