John Gibson

An athletic goaltender who will never let you down. Arguably the best goalie in the NHL.

Jee man, you played like a John Gibson last night!

by seergebeer January 22, 2022

John Cena

A ccp spy.

Oh hey, that foreign tourist seems to be taking photos of the U.S. embassy. I suspect that he is a john cena

by Arthur J December 9, 2021

John-Einar

Hes a fat boy with a big ass

Who has the farted

prob John-Einar

by Shadoq December 13, 2021

John Mabe

A person discovered by The Three Musketeers whose last name is 'mabe'. The phrase 'John Mabe' has the same meaning as 'mabe'.

"Yo wanna meet up at Doncaster on Thursday?"

"John Mabe."

by ZaneyP00 April 5, 2022

John Marquez

John Marquez is the most beautiful person. They care about everyone and she has a amazing smile. He is one of the kindest people ever.

Wow! Your Dating John Marquez? radical dude! They use any pronouns? Sick! Anyways, later skater!

by robbiegrohl April 6, 2022

John lemons

A very talented man whose name is written on Alex’s book wall

“John lemons is a legend”

by John lemons April 13, 2022

john laurens

the gayest mfer ever. him and alexander hamilton were so gay for each other it’s literally crazy. john laurens is literally the definition of gay. he’s also dead so it all makes sense

“i was up all night last night listening to ‘the story of tonight (reprise)’ and crying because john laurens really didn’t make it to see their glory”

“john laurens and alexander hamilton were so in love omg”

by johnlaurensxalexhamilton April 16, 2022