Texas double barrel misfire

When you’re pegging your girl from behind and she pisses and shits on you at the same time.

My girl had to go to the bathroom but I made her fuck anyways which resulted in an unfortunate Texas double barrel misfire

by Plain ol dumb April 13, 2022

Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2022

the most ass movie ever

What’s that movie that sucked ass?

Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2022

by colabear18 April 13, 2022

Texas Horseride

When you are doing a girl doggy-style and she shits so your penis is all covered in shit, then you put her down on a table and put the shit and cum all together on her tits and smear it all around. Then you perform the Rainbow Kiss. Better effect without the woman's consent.

Chris: When i had sex with Hannah she shat all over my penis and then she was on her period so I did the Texas Horseride
Gaben: Damn bro you need to chill

by TerribleComedy November 2, 2021

Texas

A state of being stuck in which one has no ability to speak and therefore utters only the name of The Lonestar State.

Julie was in texas mode as a result of the mass quantity of chardonnays she ingested.

by Daddyrenzo November 3, 2021

Texas Pipeline

n: the act of inducing sexual pleasure while prairie dogging.

Karissa likes to perform a Texas Pipeline to relax after a hard days work.

by dragonpipe November 5, 2021

texas

some small inbred state that get buttfucked by slatinamerica and claim to that everything is big when literally most bums hide in houston or austin.. they have no good structures and most workers in that state have a major in art

hey let go to texas, idk man i heard wallie world is closed and they bbq is trash

by Biggestkikever March 12, 2022

Hands off my Texas

If you don't like Texan politics, you're welcome to go somewhere else outside the state of Texas.

Hands off my Texas is similar to don't fauci my Florida.

by Sexydimma March 13, 2022