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The Texas two step

Like the Australian two step but with rattle snakes. (I can't believe I feel the need to say it but, just don't do it.)
nah, I ante gonna fight you. But I am gonna make you walk the Texas two step.
by Little England April 2, 2017
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Texas pee

When you pee red, usually from a urinary infection.
I just did a Texas pee should I go to the doctor?
by OilySaltine August 19, 2023
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Texas Spread

When a woman has a large flat area between each breasts. A large distance from each boob.
Met this girl last night with great tits but she had a Texas Spread. Her boobs were so far apart from each other.
by KrugerFC June 14, 2022
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Texas Divorce

A sexual position in which the parties are standing up and tied together with a belt. To qualify as a true Texas Divorce, belt buckle must be at least 5” in diameter.
After we rode the mechanical bull, I took her back to my place for a Texas Divorce.
by LesleeB February 12, 2020
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Texas Truss

A belt buckle that is so big it can do one of the following:
1) Keep a hernia in check.
2) Act as a girdle.
3) Block the view of your penis so nobody will know if you're walking around with a woody.
4) Be used as a dinner plate.
That Texas Truss is so big I bet it cuts into his legs when he sits.
by izzafartsmeller August 22, 2011
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Texas Belt Buckle Bang

The act of doing the Texas Belt Buckle and then banging a bad bih afterwards
Shawty got me actin up I had to hit her with the Texas Belt Buckle Bang
by spizzuh May 20, 2024
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Texas Business Mile

When you wanna do something wack but dont know what kinda wack stuff you wanna do.
Guy: i wanna run the Texas Business Mile.

Girl: sick
by Peagan Kalkia April 1, 2021
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