Like the Australian two step but with rattle snakes. (I can't believe I feel the need to say it but, just don't do it.)
by Little England April 2, 2017

by OilySaltine August 19, 2023

Met this girl last night with great tits but she had a Texas Spread. Her boobs were so far apart from each other.
by KrugerFC June 14, 2022

A sexual position in which the parties are standing up and tied together with a belt. To qualify as a true Texas Divorce, belt buckle must be at least 5” in diameter.
by LesleeB February 12, 2020

A belt buckle that is so big it can do one of the following:
1) Keep a hernia in check.
2) Act as a girdle.
3) Block the view of your penis so nobody will know if you're walking around with a woody.
4) Be used as a dinner plate.
1) Keep a hernia in check.
2) Act as a girdle.
3) Block the view of your penis so nobody will know if you're walking around with a woody.
4) Be used as a dinner plate.
by izzafartsmeller August 22, 2011

by spizzuh May 20, 2024

by Peagan Kalkia April 1, 2021
