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God is Jake

Amen Amen Amen Amen Amen Amen Amen Amen!
by Randomguyrandom21 July 28, 2021
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Plxyboi Jake

The Realest Geeker Known To Walk This Earth
“Man There Goes Plxyboi Jake, Always Geeked Off Some Sort Of Substance Smh”
by slayworldlenny July 29, 2021
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Jake

Someone that saves 2-6 year olds from drowning in a lake.
*Drowns and only Jake can save me*
by Bunnie Playz July 31, 2021
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Jake-ing it

Choosing the most convoluted and usually wrong way to do something.
I thought this was a short cut, I've fucking Jake-ing it. Or in its past tense i have fucking Jake-ed it.
by Bunglesbutthole August 9, 2021
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Jake

An absolutely amazing person with a great sense of humour. He will make you laugh until you are crying. Jake is good looking and is the type that is always in good shape. He always wears the best outfits and looks amazing. He is a kind compassionate, caring person that will always be there for you. Jake is very shy when it comes to love but once you get to know him he is a completely different person even though he never see's that in himself he deserves to know that is 100% true!
damn! hes fine!
ofcourse he is thats Jake
by tullyjake August 11, 2021
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Jake

A very kind and intelligent man. He often is able to pull girls constantly. Jake is a very understanding and kind man. He is also known to have a very dirty side if the female is the right person for him. He is good at covering his true feelings but in the end is hard to let go of something or someone very important to him.
Ex. Jake and josh are best friends who will always be friends to the end due to Jake’s ability to understand and listen.
by Yourmomiskindahot223 August 11, 2021
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jake

jake has a huge willy. he’s the nicest person you will he’s very protective, loving, caring, thoughtful. he will always find a way to make you laugh. hes very loyal to his friends and is really forgiving. too forgiving in fact. he’s husband material and if you ever get a jake don’t let him go.

he has a huge ass biggest you will ever see. he’s very strong and will beat you blue if you get on ur wrong side of him. although he may seem tough he’s actually a huge softy. a baby actually but that’s fine. he has a really cute baby face that you could never forget. he’s mostly loved by everyone but there’s a few out there that despise him but that won’t stop him he will still always have a smile on his face. he makes the world feel much better when he’s around and will always make your day.

he gets angry really quick and has self control issues which can be sorted. he is also really energetic. jake is a good-looking handsome boy. he is also the best boy best friend you could ever find. if you ever meet a jake don’t let him go

CANT WAIT TILL I MARRY YOU

i love you jake <3
from your future wifey naomi ;)
jake is a beast
by imoanaspinall August 12, 2021
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