texas tan

An unconventional method of tanning: working the land without a shirt or sunscreen. Commonly seen in Texas and other southern states, where sunscreen is seen as optional.
I went and mowed the lawn today, got a pretty nice Texas Tan
by Proud Texan June 22, 2018
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Texas Roundabout

A popular sex act in the homosexual community in which a man suspends himself from a tall beam typically found in a barn using a cattle lasso, then inserts his penis into the other man laying flat on the ground and proceeds to spin around at full speed until completion
Hey RJ, my cow wouldn’t stand still. You mind helping me do a Texas Roundabout later?
by Sex Master Supreme February 25, 2020
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campbell, texas

Campbell, Texas you know your home in East Texas when you smell the meth and cows. Shit hole town with a shitty school that has been on the news for the superintendent stealing money among many other things. What never makes it to the news though is how teachers get caught sleeping with students and getting nudes from students. Blink and you'll miss it as you pass through. Seriously blink just don't look it's not even worth it!
Campbell, Texas a shit hole town 53 miles east of Dallas, Texas where psychopaths are allowed to roam and kill pets to display.
by NotEvenGonnaLie June 03, 2018
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Texas rangers

A sack of potatoes that can’t do shit in the actual season. But when they do good and make it to the playoffs motherfucking Nelson Cruz comes in and olae the shit out of the ball and we choke and lose to the head ass cardinals
The Texas rangers suck dick!!
by Beenerboi200 November 08, 2019
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texas ranger

Damn you look like a texas ranger.
by Jakjakkkk December 20, 2020
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Texas ranger

A memedroid user. He cries if his memes are rejected. He cries so much he puts a new term to cry baby
How long has Texas ranger been crying for, a year?
by Megaworp January 05, 2022
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all my hexes live in Texas

What a practicer of voodoo claims after leaving said creepy lifestyle behind and moving far away north near da Canadian border.
Maybe it is indeed true dat all my hexes live in Texas, but I still hafta use six-sided wrenches to adjust/install/remove ordinary bolts and nuts.
by QuacksO June 27, 2023
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