The act of lathering your fist in Texas pete hot sauce then proceeding to fist your ol lady after she acted up.
The bitch came at me again last night with her bullshit so I gave her the old Texas Sneaky Pete after foreplay.
by Sneakytexaspete January 23, 2019
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“He snorted a Texas French Fry at the pre-game.”
“Yeah that sounds like him.”
“He snorted a Texas French Fry at the pre-game.”
“Yeah that sounds like him.”
by LogiBogy May 20, 2022
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1) Keep a hernia in check.
2) Act as a girdle.
3) Block the view of your penis so nobody will know if you're walking around with a woody.
4) Be used as a dinner plate.
1) Keep a hernia in check.
2) Act as a girdle.
3) Block the view of your penis so nobody will know if you're walking around with a woody.
4) Be used as a dinner plate.
by izzafartsmeller August 22, 2011
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by Everyothernamewasunavalieable February 27, 2020
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by KarlKox September 10, 2025
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Get the National Flash Your Friend From Texas Day mug.A Lone Star State turtleneck for your penis—foreskin: optional, controversial, and occasionally regretted once removed.
Becky : I saw John's penis by accident, he's got a texas sweater.
Hannah: LOL. Becky aren't you into a man with foreskin?
Hannah: LOL. Becky aren't you into a man with foreskin?
by turbocajpin February 3, 2025
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