salad 

your hair or hair-do

"nice salad buddy"

salad by darrenzo February 14, 2003

salad shooter 

male genitalia (used by Pagent Brewster on Late Night with Conan O'Brian)

When his towel fell off, his salad shooter was exposed for all to see.

salad shooter by livin4hymn October 25, 2006

Fiji Fruit Salad

When a blonde Asian female eats a rare Fiji mango. Afterwards, decides to make her male friend a bowl of Fruit Salad with the rare fruit. When she gets to his house, she lays down the bowl and starts to give her male friend a blow-job. Then she proceeds to throw up the chunks of fruit and it mixes with his semen and by mistake he eats it thinking it was the Fruit Salad.

Lin- "How did last night with Yao go?"
Sue Chin- "Alright, but towards the end he was acting funny!"
Lin- "What do you mean?"
Sue Chin- "Well, im not quite sure he liked my Fiji Fruit Salad."

Fiji Fruit Salad by Free Willy 2 October 9, 2008

toss the salad

to jerk off

it might be time for me to toss the salad

toss the salad by toss/salad July 18, 2016

Birthday Salad 

Fecal Matter (n.) which takes different forms, i.e. a sandwhich, fruit, chips, cake.

It's your birthday and you are very hungry. You must eat a birthday salad.

Birthday Salad by Quoreen Kwyn May 2, 2011

man salad 

multiple types of dipping tobacco mixed together into one super dip

Person 1: hey dude what kinds of dip is in that man salad?

Person 2: i got some skoal cherry,citrus, grizzly wg, mint, and some copenhagen straight.

man salad by x_Big_Dipper_x October 3, 2011

Salad Bowl 

A toilet's condition when the previous user failed to flush properly, leaving floating partially digested vegetables and lettuce in the bowl.

"OMG, I had to flush twice to clear out the Salad Bowl some guy left!"

Salad Bowl by Reed Anderson June 21, 2007