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Shocks

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1.Huge tits, with lots of clevage.
2.Lots of plastic in them tits.
Damn, shes got some nice shocks
by matt November 29, 2004
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A duplicate account one uses on a message board, either simultaneously (to avoid getting primary account closed) or after having been booted off.

(See sock puppet.)
"I created a sock monkey named Cupcake after my first account was yanked."
by Suzy Creamcheeze July 9, 2009
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sock man

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When a man strips naked, places a sock over his cock and balls and walks around in the presence of others. Usually performed at parties by intoxicated individuals for shock value and laughs. Individuals performing "Sock Man" frequently have their clothes stolen while in the act, or are forcefully removed from the party into the street.
Did you see Sock Man at the party last night? We stole his clothes, threw him out in the street and locked the door. We found him alseep in the alley this morning under a welcome mat.
by DarkRob2000 April 23, 2006
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When you're fucking a girl in the ass and pull out and accidentally give her a pink sock aka prolapse. Then you're all like "damn baby I just pulled your fucking intestines out yo asshole!" So you have to man up and be chivalrous and shit and push that shit back up in her butt. So you punch her prolapse back in for her but your arm gets stuck up inside her anal cavity, causing you to be able to control her basic motor functions, making her your sock puppet.
"Yo dude did you take that chick home last night?"

"Hell yea I did, and let me tell you bro, she was such a freak that she let me sock puppet her."

"You lucky SOB."
by JonnySwindle May 6, 2013
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A childs toy that performs a pink sock on the other robot. For more information, see
"pink sock"
For christmas, I want some pink sock'em rock'em robots.
by sleeping.in November 12, 2004
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Wet Sock

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when giving anal, you pull your pinus out really quickly and there ass hole comes out, hanging like a wet sock
"yer i did my girlfriend right up the bum hole lastnight"
"nice"
"yer i know i gave her a wet sock!
by jamesindahouse October 1, 2010
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Lock in a sock

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1) Simply, a lock inside of a sock. Mainly used as a weapon in the ghetto for beating babies. Can be made with a variety of socks, including tube socks, crew socks, athletic socks, stockings, panty-hose, and toe-socks.
1) Don't beat me with that lock in a sock! Beat the baby instead!
by Huff Daddio December 21, 2008
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