mega shower

Jerking off in the shower

I'm going about take a mega shower be back in 15 minutes.

by Acoustic March 19, 2018

2am showers

Listening to lawn sprinklers, at 2 am.

Dooby encounters the chirping of 2am showers after spending his nightshift consuming short form media. He’s beyond cooked.

by BigBubbleBlower66 August 13, 2025

shower shake

When you jerk off in the shower.

We're out of shampoo, this is going to be a rough shower shake.

by Jacky Dartz May 15, 2017

BaBIZ Shower

Celebration of the launching of a new business/venture. AKA Business shower, business baby shower. Celebration for the start of the entrepreneurship journey of your projects or a friend's, the addition of a new asset or startup to the investment portfolio. A new revenue stream. Invitees are enticed to bring supplies and resources as gifts to help them kickstart their business and receive valuable feedback to fine tune the offerings.

- You're invited to my BaBIZ shower!
- One way to get funded at early stage, is hosting a "BaBIZ shower", or virtual “business shower” where you can receive gifts, like in baby showers! As one genius has said: that we should host business showers to celebrate the launching of a new business to support our friends and family’s entrepreneurial journeys.

by investholist April 24, 2023

Shower

A form of bathing.

Why someone might take a shower:

1. They're visibly dirty
2. Decontamination after exposure to hazardous substances (chemicals🧪, IV chemo drugs💉, radiation ☢️, and biohazards☣️)
3. Temperature regulation (warming up if cold, or cooling down if hot)
4. They've been participating in outdoor activities (yard work or sports)
5. Calming down if stressed
6. Drowning out the sounds of crying if sad
7. Masturbate
8. Fuck

Things people do after a shower:
1. Dry off
2. Get dressed or put on pajamas depending on what time of day it is
3. Get ready for work
4. Go to bed
5. Fuck some more
6. Apply topical medications (ointments, creams, lotions, sprays, gels, foams, liniments, oils, transdermal patches)
7. Eat something
8. Put on makeup
9. Use a hairdryer
10. Shave
11. Brush teeth
12. Brush hair

Man, my hair is greasy, so I need to take a shower.

by Failurebitch July 11, 2023

internal shower

A bizarre practice where by one person squirts lemon juice into the anus of another person when said person is suffering from a hangover.

I felt so hungover yesterday, I had to ask my husband to give me an internal shower.

by Theteacher001 July 26, 2019

Shower biscuit

When you flush the toilet and the tub gurgles.

I flushed the toiled at our air bnb and because of the septic issues we ended up with a foul odor and shower biscuits.

by Benni302 February 15, 2021