shit picker

a person who constantly picks at their "shit" or genitalia.

Mike is always picking and scratching his crotch. Taylor said he is a Shit Picker.

by eet fuk! January 21, 2010

white picket fence

n., v., to have a relationship that is considered standard, old fashion and/or idealic.

n., Juan and Yanette have been together since high school; they were born to have a white picket fence.

v., Juan: I love you. Let's white picket fence together.
Yanette: Yes, I do.

by Kristina June 18, 2006

pickled dick

a wiener thats been bottled/marinating in STD juice. Guys who sleep around with a lot of girls are usually associated with one of these.

That dude? No way! He did Amy. He's got a pickled dick.

by smartypants678 March 29, 2007

butt picker

One who engages in rectal archaeology.

Wow, Rafael Nadal is a real butt picker - he just loves to pick his clamdigger shorts out of his ass!

by AlioAlio December 16, 2008

picklesmoker

Gay man, one who orally pleases men, likes the taste of penis.

See the dude with the mesh half-shirt? Got to be a picklesmoker.

by goose July 7, 2006

pickled placenta

After your wife gives birth. Search through the pile of bloody afterbirth between your wifes thighs and find the placenta. Take it home, pickle it in an acidic solution, and put in on a shelf and leave it for a decade or so. When your child is around about 10 years old, put the pickled placenta between two pieces of buttered granary bread and put it in you sons lunch box for his school dinner.

"whoah man, whats that shit in your sandwich? It looks like a pickled placenta!"

by simo_4 January 13, 2008

Pinkle

Pinkle: description of anything involving a lack of common sense. Often used in a situations that relate to sexuality or contain an element of suspicious behaviour, however can be used in any sense as noun, verb, adjective or punctuation.

"what is that pinkle stain on your dress?"
"what the pinkle?"
"How are you?" "Pinkle."
"I really could go for some pinkle about now"
"shut up you stupid pinkle!"
Pinkle-inkle-inkle!

by Alyssa Claire Teague Jacko June 24, 2006