meat grip

The right or left hand on a guy who masterbates a lot. The hand is usually very muscular from all the whacking.

"Man look at that dudes meat grip! He must spank the monkey on the regular! Poor bastard."

by JayDubz May 23, 2014

Meat Retreat

Side chick

The old lady's been on my case since Monday, so I'm taking a trip to the meat retreat this weekend.

by ICreatedAnAccountForThis July 27, 2014

Meat Salad

A gaggle of hot men dressing a straight woman up in nothing but adoration, usually done in a bedroom or other similar setting.

"'Erik invited his guys from the firehouse over last night, and that was one DELICIOUS meat salad', said Emily."

by Luchiapet September 1, 2014

Meat Mace

when you helicopter (spin) your dick in a circular motion so face that all the blood goes to the head, cause it to bulge like a sphere. Resembles a mace

Guy 1: Dude you! Your head is going to explode!
Guy 2: Don't worry man! It's just a meat mace, everyone's been doing this since kindergarten.

by jffellis2 October 22, 2013

meat maxi

The absorbent pad placed under meat/chicken at the supermarket or butcher to suck up all the blood so it's not swishing around the tray when you buy it.

Thank God the steak came with a meat maxi otherwise my car would have been a bloody mess

by wordsmith02 October 29, 2013

Aged Meats

Referring to old dick, or old men

-So I heard she likes aged meats!.
- what do you mean?
-she likes older men/old dick

by ElSuavecito May 13, 2015

Meat Curtains

The outer lips of a vagina that covers the hole.

Her meat curtains were in the way while I ate her out, I had to pull them apart to get the job done.

by CrazyTruthFrom98 January 23, 2016