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The Louisiana Purchase

An orgy or meeting between an overweight man and woman, a slender man, one jar of Jif Peanut Butter, a dog, and a family size box of Popeyes
Oh, we went to Gary’s house last night and participated in The Louisiana Purchase
by HotCosby05 January 21, 2024
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Sarah Louise Syndrome

A woman who suffers from an unfortunate combination of HPD, BPD and NPD but self-diagnosed her problems as “ADHD.”

Symptoms often include a pattern of temporarily and obsessively creating new personas to confuse others for lack of accomplishments and accolades. She exhibits pathological and compulsive lying, can’t maintain long-term employment, a stable relationship and often plays the victim when confronted. She is perpetually enrolled in a “program,” but is unemployable due to her deceptive unethical behavior and unnecessary need to create chaos. She may have multiple side jobs but incapable of supporting herself. Often exhibits mirroring techniques to be “relatable.” Will create false stories to mimic individuals she engages with.

Previous treatments in the past would have included a lobotomy or a disappointment room. It’s important to understand the parasitic nature could negatively affect the psychological health of those she comes in contact with, children included. If you encounter a woman with Sarah Louise Syndrome, it is best to not even be cordial or acknowledge her existence, as any form of interaction could negatively affect your happiness and cause PTSD. There is no treatment for human parasites but with implementing boundaries, you may find those with this syndrome scurry or recoil once publicly confronted and held accountable.
Michelle: I can’t believe she had the entire class convinced she was a victim for an event that never occurred!
Abby: I know, she created problems where problems did not exist. I was there when it supposedly happened. Oddly, she provided two different stories depending on who she spoke with causing classic triangulation manipulation. To evade accountability, she painted a picture that she was being targeted when confronted over her behavior. I’m glad the professor is aware.
Michelle: Sounds like she has classic Sarah Louise Syndrome. I’m sure she will leave the class and enroll in a new one with a completely different backstory.

Abby: Yes, sounds like a complex case of multiple mental disorders that negatively affect the people who come in contact with her. I’m sure she will move to another area once she burns all her bridges again, it sounds like she specifically targets areas where she has anonymity temporarily .

Michelle: Yes, that is often how Sarah Louise Syndrome is successful in evading proper treatment. Everyone else will always be the problem and it may take a while for people who come in contact with her to “connect the dots,” but it’s inevitable with the parasitic nature of this syndrome.

Abby: Makes sense. She is a middle-aged woman with multiple excuses and exaggerated theatrics. It’s off-putting to anyone who is not unstable themselves.
by ICUWecu January 22, 2024
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St.Louis Pepperoni Geyser

When you get so drunk at the bar in St.Louis and order dominos when you get back to the hotel. After eating the pizza you then proceed to projectile vomit (like a geyser) all over the hotel room.
Yo, you should’ve seen Sally last night! We got back to the room and she St.Louis pepperoni geysered everywhere!
by Disbeme February 5, 2024
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Saint Louis Priory

A school infamous for the dictator Tim Malecek and his rapid rise to power. Since the start of his violent takeover, only two monks have been accused of felonies or misdemeanors.
Jason: Hey dude Saint Louis Priory’s Tim Malecek just got the entirety of school staff to quit!
Steve: Yea man, this power trip is totally going to make him feel better about taking it up the ass in the bedroom!
by ChuckTzesty February 11, 2024
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The Louisville Sucker

The Louisville Sucker is an act when a person or animal places their penis inside of a vacuum to grow its size. (Note) The vacuum must be purchased in the city of Louisville Kentucky
Me and James made our way to Kentucky to buy a vacuum, so we can do that new hip trend The Louisville Sucker.
by Drewskiiiiiiu March 15, 2024
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Ana Luisa

A big tit girl with nice booty, usually blonde with freckles and blue or hazel eyes
Oh yeah, Ana Luisa, she’s hot
by anonymous May 13, 2024
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