Dirty Kevin

When a crawfish rams a peace pipe up your ass and claws your junk at the same time.

Kevin was ramming the peace pipe up his ass while baiting the crawfish to bite his junk, all the while the woman was saying what are you doing my native american friend, a dirty kevin?

by Wayne the wheel June 18, 2009

Flawless Kevin

A Youtuber who is obsessed with Korean popstar Kim Taehyung to the point where it is concerning. He also epitomises the definition of the word 'cringe'.

'Oh my god, did you see Flawless Kevin's new video? It was so cringy'

by anonthemous August 26, 2018

The Kevin Spacey

the act of sending a picture of Kevin Spacey to someone you no longer wish to have contact with; apparently has something to do with a certain movie starring Kevin Spacey

"He wouldn't leave me alone online last night, so I did The Kevin Spacey."

by elliotlewiston May 31, 2004

To Pull a Kevin

To try to reach into a large, black lesbian's vagina while someone else is sitting on her stomach, tickling her; such a lesbian usually has an afro and may be wearing Birkenstocks.

(Lesbian) "NO! NO! Don't pull a Kevin on me! Oh God!"

by Joe March 16, 2005

Dirty Kevin

Where you are eating and/or fucking pussy and ass at the same time.

You like it when I give you the Dirty Kevin. Cuz you cream and squirt at the same time.

by Scooby Doo 1977 October 6, 2021

Da Kevin Addison

A Fuckboy that is socially awkward and has a tic tac dick

You see that nigga over there ? yeah thats Da kevin addison

by Thum July 11, 2016

Monkey Kevin

A person so stoned that they have the typical brain function of a monkey.

"Did you hear about that kid who smoke so much he didn't know what his name was?"
"Yeah man, he's totally a monkey kevin."

by Monkey Kevin January 8, 2017