Green Jacket

A variation on a superman in which one ejaculates on ones partners back and then throws dollar bills on the ejaculate.

Named for the Green Jacket won at the Masters Golf Tournament at Augusta National.

I totally gave that stripper a green jacket last night.

by Mr. Tiger Woods September 9, 2010

Green Monster

Leaving a turd laying across a rack that goes above a toilet when the rack was blocking the upper tank area of the toilet in the process of attempting to leave an upper decker (top shelf) in someone's toilet.

Person 1: did you upper deck the toilet at travis' shitty party?
Person 2: i couldn't, there was a toilet rack blocking the top part so i left a green monster instead.

by mel1921 June 6, 2011

Green Fees

Ash from marijuana blunts.

A butler of a rich man once asked, "may I collect your green fees sir?". The rich man then replied, "Why yes, you may collect the ash of my blunt."

by Chord & Rythm June 22, 2006

simple green

when an object of green colour, is inserted into the anus of another male whilst they are bending over a washing machine, in a rather simple way.

tom gave kyle simple green the other night, he told me there are still parts of gherkin in his rectum.

by Punjab Macadangdang July 7, 2008

simple green

when a male uses a green objects (usually a vegetable of some sort) to penetrate and arouse the anus of another, whilst they are bending over a whitegoods product.

he took it to far last night man...he wanted me to put a watermelon in his butt!! talk about simple green!!!

by BettyJones October 6, 2008

green and lingling

a loving pair of teacher and student .
green is a nice geemaking teacher that has bad taste as a fake pedophile .
ling ling is a litto girl-boy with a nugget nose and pretty eyes .

bonus : ahony ( a.c. ) is a anonymous little girl that wants to break them up

in a land of green and lingling's

green : lingling.. you so boney <3
lingling : coz i give good boners
ahony : my best friend is e.z. :3

by youre_a_green_lingling February 22, 2009

Green Day

A great alternative/rock band that is mistaken to be listened to by today's teenagers and wanna be goths. But, is really just a great band that deserves more credit than they get.

Hey what's your favorite band?

Green Day.

You wanna be goth! You probably don't even know any other rock bands.

No? I just think it's a good band, and yes I do listen to more than Green Day. They're just my favorite band in my favorite genre of music...

by Surfergirl November 17, 2014