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Too Stupid To Eat.

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1. A lack of Intelligence in decision making resulting in failure.
3. Lack of Survival Skills.
Movie/Television Executives do not understand (often by choice) that drastically changing source material (mostly from one medium to another) does not work. And as such; because the viewership sinks below estimated projection, and the Show fails, they are unable to provide for themselves the ability to afford basic necessities such as food. Ie: They're Too Stupid To Eat.
by ZERO COOL 75 August 4, 2023
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Coined after poisoner in Australia used death cap mushrooms to "allegedly" kill 4 people using Beef Wellington.
"Sally is cooking me a meal tonight".

"Don't eat the Beef Wellington" !!!
by RideBigPony August 14, 2023
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Here we eat the potato

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To waste a valuable thing or resource on impulse or in a fit of insanity
Jaiden: I have the choice to eat this fucking potato and not plant it at all!
Slimecicle: EAT IT!
Jaiden: I'M GONNA FUCKING EAT IT
Jaiden: I'M EATING THE FUCKING POTATO! ITS GONE! ITS GONE!

Etoiles: Sorry for throwing out the arrow
Baghera: It's fine. Here we eat the potato
by Bolas?!?! November 15, 2023
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The activity of dating a fellow employee at a business, company, etc. that provides your PAY. More younger black people seem to be currently doing this, even though many work situations tend to be stressful places where folks argue, fight, and learn painfully about each others' bad sides.
Yeah, you and Ri are a couple now. She bad as A.F., but don't sh*t where you eat! You're gonna get it!
by Malcolm F. November 18, 2023
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are you gonna eat that?

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a phrase used as a joke (or not) usually related to sex with the homies.
can also be used when someone drops food on the floor.
damn i just shat on the floor, Are you gonna eat that?
holy cow that's a big beetle, are you gonna eat that?
by Stupid Imbecile February 25, 2024
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giant salamanders eat paint is a fact
giant salamander: (eats paint)
some random dude watching: wow this is a fact that giant salamanders eat paint right here
by pseud0nym12470 October 3, 2024
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You say this to someone woh can't push a door open.
You didn't eat enough weetabixi!
by plato! October 29, 2024
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