by Lol im lonley November 19, 2018
Get the christianatemug. A guy I can’t stop thinking about. A guy I want to know more, even though I ruined that chance. Someone who brings me joy and happiness everyday I see him. Every time I am around him. If only he felt the same way about me. If he did, then I would tell him what are you waiting for? I am right here. Waiting for you to make your move.
But he doesn’t feel that way about me. That makes me upset, but I have to accept it. I am trying everyday to move on, but it is hard because even though I want to get over him, deep down, I secretly don’t want to.
If you ever meet a Christian like the one I know, make sure that he likes you, before you get serious feelings for him. Because these feelings, are hard to get rid of.
But he doesn’t feel that way about me. That makes me upset, but I have to accept it. I am trying everyday to move on, but it is hard because even though I want to get over him, deep down, I secretly don’t want to.
If you ever meet a Christian like the one I know, make sure that he likes you, before you get serious feelings for him. Because these feelings, are hard to get rid of.
by Urbandictionaryguy124 March 25, 2022
Get the Christianmug. A school for racist inbred twats who have nothing better to do than take the piss for every unfunny joke made on the internet. Their quote “gourmet cafe” tastes like nothing the way they describe it and they somehow manage to make rats shit taste amazing, while they have a knockoff prince harry as their headmaster. If you go to this school you are most definitely made fun of at dinner parties, and just stepping within 3 ft of the school for 2 seconds makes you lose brain cells.
“Mummy, why does no one like me outside of school?”
“Because you go to the only place Satan calls hell on earth: Nambour Christian College.”
“Because you go to the only place Satan calls hell on earth: Nambour Christian College.”
by Notactuallysrs November 12, 2022
Get the Nambour Christian Collegemug. Any member of a spectrum of evangelical movements purporting to be Christianity, which are actually political entities and/or fundraising/money laundering/human trafficking infrastructure for sleazy, fascist, racist, misogynistic pedophiles with private jets, all masquerading as religion.
I guess since no one has the balls to look at people's actions and call out their intentions, or fight back against usurpers who want to enslave us and live like gods at our expense, we're just gonna let a bunch of spineless ratfucking neo-christians take over the government and lead us into World War 3...
by Superfluous Archer January 26, 2024
Get the Neo-christianmug. by Vect Misery May 26, 2015
Get the Christian Garlandmug. A person who hasn't been near a church since their Christening and knows bugger all about Christian beliefs but due to their right wing political leanings defines themselves as Christian.
Often as an attempt to justify religious bigotry e. g. "I don't want no moozlims bringing their Shania law to this country. I'm a Christian this is a Christian county"
Often as an attempt to justify religious bigotry e. g. "I don't want no moozlims bringing their Shania law to this country. I'm a Christian this is a Christian county"
" Jeff thinks pancake day is a celebration of how tasty pancakes are and doesn't even go to church at Christmas but he's racist so naturally he's a political Christian."
by Uffish Tea November 6, 2018
Get the political christianmug. 1. A man who donates mayo to the homeless.
2. A man who likes his girlfriend to light her vagina on fire.
3. A man who sleeps with a bed full of stuffed frogs.
4. A man who smells dirty diapers.
Shae: Man look at that guy. He sleeps with frogs.
Lindsay: Yeah..must be a Christian Boser.
2. A man who likes his girlfriend to light her vagina on fire.
3. A man who sleeps with a bed full of stuffed frogs.
4. A man who smells dirty diapers.
Shae: Man look at that guy. He sleeps with frogs.
Lindsay: Yeah..must be a Christian Boser.
by Woman who milks cows September 24, 2011
Get the Christian Bosermug.