Little Chocolate Donuts

the breakfast of champions

John Belushi attributes all of his Olympic gold medals to little Chocolate Donuts - the breakfast of champions.

by PhyllisDean August 6, 2009

the chocolate drop and swap

After removing fiber from one's diet, it is the act of expelling rigid fecal matter directly into another individual's anus. For members of the same sex, the act is only considered homosexual in nature if the rectums touch (intentionally or unintentionally). This act carries a moderate risk of inadvertently becoming a homosexual.

Randy and I performed The Chocolate Drop and Swap while hanging out last night. It was a close call, we came within about half an inch of accidentally becoming gay.

by Mister Wanky December 8, 2013

best hot chocolate

When you have heated anal sex with feces still in the anus. This heat and movement turns the fecal matter into a substance that resembles hot chocolate

Dear god my wife gave me the best hot chocolate last night!

by MegaMonkeyMoney November 30, 2020

Chocolate Starfish Milkshake

The concoction that is shat out after a man cums in your ass.

He always wants to do it in the butt and then I have to go to the bathroom to dump my CSM. (chocolate starfish milkshake)

by Katie McDuh November 18, 2011

chocolate pudding cumshot

eating chocolate pudding with no spoon by squeezing the container, causing it go go all over yourself.

Fot squeezed her snack too hard, and got hit with a chocolate pudding cumshot.

by Arkaitz December 5, 2012

Chocolate Finger Puppet

When a male or female is asleep beside you, you stick your forefinger inside their anal gland (with no lube) and see how many knuckles you can get in before they jump. Knuckle depth can be measured by the shit stain on your finger.

Male
Last night Liam passed out at the party! You'll never guess what happened, Joey have him a Chocolate Finger Puppet and got third knuckle!

Female
Arnold's misses fell asleep watching Netflix facing him. It was a prime opportunity for a Chocolate Finger Puppet but he had to improvise with a reach around.

by Chocolate Finger Puppet July 16, 2019

Chocolate Pie

Code word for when a man and a woman are in sexual intercourse and the male finds the wrong hole and is not aware but still continues to do his business while the female either accepts it and thinks its a kinky change or objects in ourtrage.

Useful for when in a public area to not attract attention whilst still getting the message across.

P1: Dude, you hear what happened on the weekend? Chelsea and Ben were going at it and Chelsea got chocolate pie'd.

P2: Dude thats fucked up.

by upsideinside November 3, 2009