Boob Blocked

The female version of being Cock Blocked

Every time I tried to talk to Carl his brothers girlfriend interrupted and Boob Blocked all night.

by CrissFury December 2, 2018

eternal boobs

Small sized breasts that dont change shape or size over the lifetime of the woman

"dude that chick is so hot, but it's a shame her boobs aren't bigger"

"nah man, her eternal boobs make her pure perfection, big boobs just droop every year and end up looking like saggy sacks"

by chooks007 April 26, 2021

I lost my boob

Something said by an uncultured illetrate overgrown piglet like Nikolai

I lost my boob - Nikolai the first

by fucknikolai November 11, 2021

Moon Boobs

The result of acne scarring on the chest and breasts. The scarring looks like the craters that decorate the surface of the moon.

After years of acne on my chest, I realized I developed Moon Boobs.

by TrivialArmor December 10, 2020

Boobs

Proof that men can focus on two things at once.

Girl: There's no way a guy like you can focus on two things at once.
Guy: *stares at her boobs*
Girl: What are you doing??
Guy: Proving you wrong.

by Derpity Merpity August 31, 2023

nervous boob

when your hair covers your boobs

‘ayo where your boobs at, why are they covered with your hair?’ ‘my bad pimp i got nervous boob’

by carolinesbi June 1, 2021

Boobs

One of a selection of words which meaning has not been written by a female. Also known as Breasts, commonly found on the females chest area and occasionally on the males chest area.

These blissful creations of God are actually considered provocative when on a female, which technically is incredibly sexist.

Boobs, Breasts are cushion like spheres where cats like to sleep on.

Do you have Boobs?
-No, I am a lesbian. I wear jeans.

by Distortion of the urethra October 19, 2019