Beef Crumb

A rather small piece of shit left in the asshole that has dried over time

gerald knew he didn’t wipe very well when he saw beef crumbs in my boxers :)

by michelle.hanes May 20, 2021

beef jerking

jerking off/guy masturbating

friend 1: dude, i have some great porn
friend 2: i'm already beef jerking ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)girl( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) March 8, 2018

Beef jerky

Another way of explaining masterbaution

I’m going to jerk my beef, I’m gonna make some beef jerky

by Mr Ben Dover April 14, 2019

Detroit Beef Stew

When you are with a group of people who enjoy a rather odd fetish. This is the act in which a group of people excrete feces into a metal pot and share it with each other.

Person 1-Hey dude you ready for out Detroit beef stew tonight?
Person 2-Oh my god yes,I am so excited!!

by Englishmajor5697 December 17, 2017

Beef Boss

the best skin in fortnite

the beef boss skin is great!

by MrOce May 6, 2019

Beef Kiev

A huge, hairy, devouring vagina

Rita served beef kiev al fresco yesterday, I threw up then ate.

by MeatySauce April 30, 2011

Beef

A beef is a delightful creature with a tendency to be a complete and utter bitch. A Beef has her mother well trained and has an army of younger siblings known as "The Beeflings". Whilst being popular in social groups, you must be aware of the beef at all times as she has also been known to be a slithery, sly, wee snake, do not trust her with your deepest darkest secrets.

Me: What's that big crowd for?
You : Oh, thats Beef and all her siblings.
Beef: I don't look like a sloth!
Me: She's right.

by St3v Doogn @ Bn$ Akad February 16, 2017