raccoons asshole

someone super ugly

Me: “I look like a raccoons asshole today”
My bf: “nooo”

by CoolWhipOnMyTits January 9, 2021

Asshole

If you dislike my definitions you are such a fucking asshole

you asshole

by fc2078 January 14, 2021

Assholic

Displaying behavior typical of an asshole; being an asshole.

Calling Jane a bag whore was an assholic comment.

by gryi'sgryhr January 29, 2021

asshole weed

when an inmate shoved weed up their up their anus into their rectum so it doesn’t come out for their cough test

hey guys i coughed so hard and my asshole weed didn’t come out, i’m amazed! i don’t even know where the lighter went!

by crustydiscarge69 February 4, 2021

asshole

That person that takes a massive shit in YOUR bathroom then doesn't turn on the fucking fan

that fucking asshole didn't turn on the bathroom fan

by that god damn asshole February 5, 2021

Asshole

A person lacking intellectual depth. This particular definition stems from the Philadelphia and surrounding areas.

Are you some kinda asshole?

by YardbirdTuna February 13, 2021

Asshole Tax

An uppercut only mastered by the dunk.

He used an Asshole Tax to break his jaw.

by meatbeans February 18, 2021