Thunder - egg

A rock-like turd, or hag-stone which, loosened by a massive overdose of laxatives and/or suppositories, exits the bowel at great speed, accompanied by copious, deafening flatulence.

I need to get the plumber in. I was bunged up for DAYS so I took a handul of Sennocot, and shot out a massive thunder - egg. My arse was like a machine gun - I shattered the fucking toilet bowl.

by DOGMAD June 28, 2018

Egg

Vyrsa

Vyrsa is an egg

by deterraleon November 13, 2023

Egg

Chicken armor.

The chicken is protected by its egg

by Yeetenhiemers September 30, 2019

Egg

the thing that is shit out by cocks every day

Did you just see the cock shit out that egg??!!

by carkcarkcarkcarkcarkcarkcark June 3, 2020

Egg

Something the comes from a chicken and you can eat in an infinite amount of ways.
Slang for a persons Testicles

1. Make me some eggs
2. OH MY GOD YOUR EGGS ARE SOOO BIG!

by Funion But it's on Urban August 30, 2019

egg

WHY THE F___ IS THEIR SO MANY WAYS TO COOK THIS YELLOW S__T

how do you want your eggs

me: "looks with death stare"

by w h a t t h e f e c c November 2, 2018

egg goo

Egg Goo, is the white of the egg, when it’s not fully cooked , it may resemble sperm.

Egg Goo is ejected sperm that strings from the eye of the penis.

He came , then when he wiped his dick, All this Egg Goo , was hanging off it .like spit !

by Debyumyum February 1, 2023