A kissing cousin of the sexual term “forking.” It refers to the act of penetrating a female from behind while spooning. In this particular instance, the female in question is a vegetarian, vegan, or some other person with a plant-based dietary restriction.
Hey man, how did your date with Agatha go last night?
Bro. We shared a salad and cuddled a little bit, but things got a bit serious. She asked me to toss her tomatoes, and we ended up salad forking!
Sweet! I think. Wait, what?
Bro. We shared a salad and cuddled a little bit, but things got a bit serious. She asked me to toss her tomatoes, and we ended up salad forking!
Sweet! I think. Wait, what?
by FloridaPuffBoy February 8, 2024
Get the Salad Forkingmug. When you're tossing someone's salad after they've had an extensive amount of hot sauce on taco Tuesday.
by JustJess1987 March 8, 2022
Get the Tapatio Saladmug. When you cut up pieces of fruit (ideally pears), stuff them up your ass, and shit them into a good friend's mouth.
Yo, I was at Rebecca's house last night when she was having a house party. She was doing a pear salad and I got a heaping spoonfull
by pearsalad December 5, 2023
Get the Pear saladmug. While having my salad tossed I relaxed a bit too much. She ate my air fried tossed salad, and spent the thirty minutes in the bathroom vomiting that forty dollar shrimp cocktail she just had to have for dinner.
by BIG 60, blytheville September 7, 2020
Get the Air fried tossed saladmug. by Jaggediron May 11, 2022
Get the Salad Kingmug. A role given when anyone is an immeasurable violent threat to any society (physically or mentally) and immeasurable hater of Wonkanese. Should be avoided at all costs, if seen report to authorities to sacrifice.
Should not be used as a insult, this role is too derogatory to be used in that manner.
Should not be used as a insult, this role is too derogatory to be used in that manner.
On behalf of North Korean Willy Wonka, the Wonkanese Federal Court hereby makes you an Oompa Loompa Salad. Your sacrificing will be at the last of the OLS sacrifice list.
by Wonkanese November 3, 2022
Get the Oompa Loompa Saladmug. "The salad dressing" is an idiomatic expression used to describe a situation where something bad or negative is added to an already terrible thing, making it even worse. This phrase is often used to express a sense of imperfection or loss, at times even degeneracy.
"so that guy did insert thing here"
"yeah?"
"and the salad dressing here is that he did insert other thing here as well"
"woah man"
"yeah?"
"and the salad dressing here is that he did insert other thing here as well"
"woah man"
by thesuperpizzalegend37 March 30, 2024
Get the the salad dressingmug.