all salad

The phrase one may use to describe a cowardly male -one who eats meat and acts tough but is as soft as a ranch-dressing soaked salad.

Luke: "Shit, Dusty. I heard you couldn't get your wife to mind you the other day. What are you soft or something?"
Dusty: "No, Luke. I am not soft at all. I respect my wife and all women for that matter. I don't feel the need to act all tough, for I'm not the one who is afraid that people see me as all salad."
Luke: "Hell, I wouldn't eat a salad even if I was starvin!"
Dusty: "You keep treating your wife that way and you be starving and all salad and NO NUTS!"

by von groovy June 22, 2024

Elias Salad

Shitty salad

Oh you made Elias Salad.

It tastes like Elias Salad

by CanadianDevil October 24, 2017

Salad poking

The act of when a female partner anally destroys the male partner with dildos and or other sex toys and after the male partner proceeds to lusciously slopper and lick all over the sex toy.

"Thanks for the good prostate stimulation gabby, bring that here so I can chow down I'm starving", said Malcom

After a good salad poking

After the act of being anally destroyed

by Hugh Blackman May 18, 2015

Smashing your salad

Smashing your salad can be used in many contexts; the most commonly is ''Want me to come over and smash your salad?''

It is a reference to a hand job.

Boy: Come round and smash my salad out for me ;)

Girl: Sorry, smashing my own salad, you should be smashing your salad by yourself!

by SaladSmasher December 5, 2011

Potato salad

Eating pussy

I ate Carole Potato salad and it turned my stomach.

by Addadicktome May 18, 2021

Pre tossed salad

When one person licks the buthole right before you lick the buthole

I was enjoying Danielle’s pre tossed salad

by Andielpy December 17, 2017

Salad bites back

When the salad gets spicy

Run, the salad got spicy and it’s disembowelling everyone, I guess this means the salad bites back

by Wet eggs May 13, 2019