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Alan David Schlong

1980s radio reporter who covered baseball for unhead station in New Jersey. Giant microphone reminiscent of horse's dick.
Oh, no, here comes Alan David Schlong with that giant microphone, what a schmutz.
by tirtle July 9, 2018
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David

A boy who thinks he knows his own sexuality, but in reality the most sus person you will ever meet. David has a fantasy about getting fucked by Armit Arlert in titan form.
by Donyea January 1, 2020
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David

The big Hispanic with 5 friends and 12 belly rolls.
Person 1:”What’s that fat kids name over there?”
Person 2:”I’m 100% sure it’s David”
by AppleLover225 November 19, 2023
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David

If someone is rather short but muscular mean and smells like canned vegetables mixed with a little bit of chum that means they are a david
Hey looks father! That man is a david!
by User T70 July 6, 2024
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David Styles, Also Known, As, Hellstrom, Is The Legal Owner Of The Steam Application Of Valve Incorporation
David Styles, Also Known, As, Hellstrom, Is The Legal Owner Of The Steam Application Of Valve Incorporation
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david najifi

Me:yo this goofy acting up
Connor:should we get David najifi on him
Me:idk that guy is a unit they’ll get daved up bad
Connor: ok well add him up if this goofy still acting up
by Meandmybros January 27, 2019
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David Miscavige

This microscopic turbo-manlet rose to the top of Scientology by performing copious amounts of standing blowjobs on L. Ron Hubbard. Petite and effeminate little David likes to beat up the people he has brainwashed in a futile attempt at asserting his nonexistent masculinity and despite the fact that he wouldn't survive for five minutes on an elementary school playground. Fun fact: Manlet Miscavige is one of the few manlets who is even shorter than tiny Tom Cruise. For shame!
Isn't that Scientology's leading manlet David Miscavige receiving an atomic wedgie from a grade-schooler over there? Oh well, boys will be boys.
by ManletDepreciator July 30, 2024
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