Professional Hand Clown

Someone who gives Hand jobs that are really quick, fast & cheap

Do you know any local Professional Hand clowns?

by SwingingDick69 May 12, 2022

Insane Clown Posse

Two rappers who basically looked at the scary side of gangster rap and decided to amplify it to a more extreme slasher-film sort of level, and, in honoring the tradition of controversial extreme music from their hometown of Detroit, (KISS/Alice Cooper) decided to likewise paint their faces and have an entertaining theatrical show with costumes and so forth, figuring this had not yet been done with a rap group. In doing so, they developed a world wide counter culture movement, and made themselves successful with a 30 year ongoing career, all accomplished in DIY fashion with almost no help from the industry whatsoever. Brilliant business men and two of the hardest working artists in the world. And yet, despite their achievement, they are constantly hated on by butthurt men and women who have never and will never achieve remotely close to that level of success, mainly because they are too busy spending their time telling the internet how juggalos are all allegedly meth heads and how the ICP has no talent, yet they never can seem to explain how two guys who are supposed to be talent-less retards keep managing to be successful selling music, merchandise and concert tickets to people who supposedly don't have the money to buy these items, being unemployed junkies and whatnot ... I'd go on, but I have a busy day tomorrow of working my legit job while listening to ICP and not doing drugs. Whoop whoop!

Juggalo: Whoop whoop ninjas!
Butthurt Virgin: Insane Clown Posse sucks and you're a meth head

Butthurt Virgin's Sister: shut up you unemployed freeloader! When he takes me to the gathering in his RV I want you to find a job and get out of my house!

by CarpenterClown September 25, 2022

Goth Clown

Being attracted to something atypical, especially of an ugly, extremely unattractive or particularly odd variety.

I didn't want to say it, but you look like a goth clown in that outfit... and I love it.

by Wes Handy Son September 28, 2022

scribbles d clown

Used to described someone who is mad and gone beyond the brink of rage and anger.

Hey, have you seen scribbles d clown down by the park?

Yeah I hear he was mocked recently..

by jayce dooling funy October 4, 2022

Clowning

As a Swiftie, making a fool of yourself by searching for Easter Eggs specifically related to Taylor Swift. Sometimes completely misinterpreting things that she says or does, and coming up with completely crazy ideas.

Oh gosh, I have been clowning ever since Taylor Swift released the Lover House.

Midnights Mayhem With Me has caused the world of Swifties to clown constantly.

by billoctetes October 7, 2022

Upside Down Circus Clown

The opposite of the Topsy Turvy Spermy Wormy, wherein a fertile male performs a handstand and proceeds to masturbate to completion, releasing his ejaculate into a wastepaper basket situated on the floor below him.

Forget about Jacob, I heard that Gregory prefers the Upside Down Circus Clown. Show off

by shartacus October 7, 2022

Clown-meister

Another name for Donald Trump and his MAGA followers, and/or his political associates

If his mouth is open and running, that dumb clown-meister Trump is usually lying about something.

by Humanitiesguy October 10, 2022