Michigan trash can

Something you call someone when they speak with a heavy Michigan accent.

Michigan trash can: Wanna go swim in the kreek?
Man: bitch do you mean Creek?
MTC: Yeah the kreek.
Man: I'm calling the cops you Michigan trash can.

by Daddy_Is_Saddy May 28, 2018

Yanking the can

Another way of saying Beating ur meat

Billy: I was yanking the can last night

Kim:why are u telling me about u yanking the can??beating ur meat

by Goatboijay June 8, 2018

soda-can dick

A really gurthy dick

Dude 1: Hey you wanna see something ?
Dude 2: Yeah show me.
Dude 1: Here.
Dude 2: Woah that's a mofo soda-can dick! i never knew.

by frozenwintershit May 25, 2018

fat can

A big £5 exhaust tip from Halfords. Usually used by ALL chavs.

"Tom's Corsa has a fat can on it. He's clearly a chav."

by Jackie Chan73829 June 10, 2018

dirty oil can

When a man and a women lay head to head and pee on each other

Hey can I get a dirty oil can

by Corneales mcdoon May 15, 2018

Wog Can Opener

A big hairy greek man with an unusually thick layer of hair surrounding his legs, this is Wog Can Opener's ozone layer. When Wog Can Opener is frightened or salty, large quantities of milk gush from his anus to ward of any toxicity or absorb his victims. One of Wog Can Opener's most prolific traits is the ability to open any metal object with his spiky Wog teeth. Wog Can Opener also hates Jews and intends to eliminate all Asians and Jews from existence, be warned, his bite is lethal and his milk is sour. Wog Can Opener is also a gay AWOLNATION fanboy, if you ever see a Wog Can Opener in real life, make sure you shove your finger up his ass hole or else your teeth with be consumed.

Yo, diggity dawg, I wish I was a Wog Can Opener.
Oh dude same, careful though, with great Wog comes great responsibility.

by BigBoyJesseTheBrick April 14, 2018

But can you do this

"But can you do this" is a word only for the smart people and often used in situations where you have to save yourself by roasting someone with this.

TRYING TO BE COOL DUDE: U eat gey people
THE CHOSSEN ONE : you pee on them
Trying to be cool dude: no u
The chossen one: Ok....BUT CAN YOU DO THIS!!!!!!!!! *Goes back with his chair*

by Tofugamer April 3, 2018