fuck ass punk

a punk who is so fuck assy you just want to punch them in their face.

“dude did you see john?”
yes i hate him. i just want to punch him in the face he’s such a fuck ass punk

by 444faye July 6, 2023

lying fuck hole

A vagina with wings

When I was really high I was fucking a flying fuck hole

by Flying fuck hole July 10, 2023

Fuck and Exfoliate

When you have sexual intercourse, finish inside her, then proceed to have a shower and have your body exfoliated by her.

Sorry you told me your name last night, was it Mehmet? Would you like a fuck and exfoliate, we can do it in my shower, take of your cloths and get in my shower big boy.

by Chai_Krunty69 July 14, 2023

Got life fucked up

Thinking someone is stupid to trust them again; trying to downplay someone's brutal/calculating capabilities; trying to mess someone over; assuming that someone gives a fuck about how you feel.
If you think we are still on good terms after you switched up on me, you got life fucked up in a BIG way; In Other words: Sadly mistaken.

Synonymous with the term: "Got me fucked up"

If you think that I'm going to allow you to back into my home after you called the police on me for disciplining you behind your phone misuse, you got life fucked up.

by D20202000 July 15, 2023

AFK (Armadillos are Fucking my Keyboard)

AFK (different from the other common use, Away From Keyboard) stands for Armadillos are Fucking my Keyboard. It is commonly used as an exclamation of excitement, anger, sadness, or any other strong emotion. The term was coined in the wake of the 2000s by a group of small time hackers and petty criminals from the suburbs of Detroit, the Killsmiths. They would leave the abbreviation or fill phrase on the homescreen of a website after committing a cyber attack against it. The A and K are often switched out for a number of other terms, including but not limited to:

Angels, Anti-Gravity Clocks, Amish settlers, Anguished sailors, Killsmith, Krispy Kreme, Kremlin, Keytar, or others.

“Yoo Travis! Ready for the game this Sunday?”
“You know it! AFK (Armadillos are Fucking my Keyboard) I’m so excited!”

“Travis, I want a divorce.”
“Sandra? What do you mean?”
“You are always off at your games, you never make time to hang out with me or our children anymore.”
“AFK! That’s a bummer.”

by TimeTickler July 15, 2023

Fuck-niggary

The actions that stuck nigga take.

Bobby stole from me, he was on some real fuck-niggary.

by Kiddbuu July 15, 2023

big fucks

something you say when you are very pleased. Similar to “bet” or “turn up”

Person 1: bro there’s gonna be hella za at the function.
Person 2: big fucks. sounds like a vibe!

by cumboicarti July 16, 2023