Bluetooth fuck is a sexual act between two people who are far from each other. It involves one party fantasizing about the other party while wanking. Both males and females engage in Bluetooth fuck.
Dude, yesterday I slept late, I had a multiple Bluetooth fuck with Cindy, the most popular chick in school.
by Thee Real Beast April 24, 2011

by Penisflattenerisbroken January 27, 2020

by SheMcNasty June 23, 2021

*you are driving a car*
Friend in the passenger seat: I think you should change gear.
You: Shut up! Who’s fucking this chicken?
Friend in the passenger seat: I think you should change gear.
You: Shut up! Who’s fucking this chicken?
by Juicy little pizza boi December 30, 2019

by ThatOneBitchWithTheRudeNames April 2, 2015

Person 1: what do you want to eat
Person2:a quantum super computer calculating for a thousand years could not even approach the number of fucks I do not give
Fuck-o meter confirms zero fucks given
Person2:a quantum super computer calculating for a thousand years could not even approach the number of fucks I do not give
Fuck-o meter confirms zero fucks given
by Mr.kirito:) July 13, 2018
