Virtually fucking

Fucking without really fucking.

If has the womanizer some people said he was, he must have been virtually fucking all the females, since he hasn't actually had real sex or a real relationship in a long time.

If she is the whore some people have said she was, she must have been virtually fucking all the guys she knew, since she hasn't actually fucked anybody in a long time.

by Solid Mantis May 11, 2020

sandhills fucking iecc

something a riverrail signaller says when they are on duty

Signaller: “Sandhills fucking iecc what do u fuckin want”
Driver: “red signal green pls”

by speaks the real truth April 30, 2021

Carpet fucked

The art of making a goliath dildo out of carpets and lubing it up with 32 packets of mayo for your own sexual needs

Yo man, i just got carpet fucked last night by my 32 year old carper

by commanderveinycok December 3, 2025

Fuck nut

A crazy dumbass.

That dude is a serious fuck nut.

by Dewonmylily July 31, 2016

Shut The Fuck Up

This is for people who post their names from urban dictionary because they have no life

DAN: Hey you see my new Instagram story?? That's my name!!

TROY: Yea, Dan, I don't care. Shut The Fuck Up!

by the chocolate monkey November 22, 2021

Get-the-fuck-out-food

Definition(s):
1. Verb/ The act of asking someone to leave your: home, dwelling, or living situation with one’s box of well-thought-out, prepared, or organized vessel of food.
2. Adjective/ A rude way of asking a chef, or culinarian, to leave your home, or dwelling with their food, and tools immediately.
3. Simplistically/ “FUN” at the closure of “family time”.
4. Not to be confused with: “get your shit, and go.”

Sentence usage: “Is that your… get-the-fuck-out-food?”

by @_agapewellness December 11, 2024

fuck me gently with a chainsaw

a late 80's twist on 'gag me with a spoon' an expression of disgust, annoyance -or both. usually associated with young entitled females

you expect me to drink TAP water?? fuck me gently with a chainsaw.

by sesa me July 27, 2024