Fucked

#1: Past tense for sexual intercourse.
#2: In a God-awful situation
#3: When a situation is so wrong words cannot describe it.

#1: Yeah, I Fucked that girl.
#2: If a recession occurs before 2020, Donald Trumps is Fucked.
#3: *sees a comment calling the Nagasaki bomb a "giant rice cooker"*
Oh that's fucked...that is fucked.

by DarthKieduss September 4, 2019

felching fuck

Michael is a felching fuck

Michael: nom nom nom
Sinead: oh yeah Michael eat that cum out of me and keep going you felching fuck

by Snke0_0 December 8, 2022

Persnickety Fuck

The type of person who gets mad and takes their ball home so nobody else can play.

"Did you hear about Mary-Sue? She put laxatives in the town's water supply because the HOA removed her fugly ass fountain"

"Wow, what a persnickety fuck."

by Bionic164 August 9, 2025

fuck

fuck

fuck

by 1000 and 1 ants December 13, 2024

Fuck you showdown

When multiple people say fuck you to each other.

Fuck you Dave, well fuck you Tom, we just had a fuck you showdown.

by cmill7589 January 7, 2025

Deadline fuck

When you "celebrate" reaching a deadline by having sex/masturbating.

(I thought of this on call with a friend)

"would you like to deadline fuck"

"I've hit my deadline, id like to deadline fuck"

by Cult_for_frogs8722 May 13, 2021

i fucked a WOMAN

to fuck someone out of their cock's cum.

nick-man he really pulled an i fucked a WOMAN

by yesyesdukboii August 16, 2022