your mom 

1. The universal response to any statement whatsoever.
2. "Your mom ____ last night!", a response to any statement, with part of that statement in the blank.

1. Person A: I bought some pants today.
Person B: Your mom!

2. Person A: I bought some pants today.
Person B: Your mom bought some pants last night!

your mom by Lady Pain March 3, 2005

your such a heiser 

when you are in a club tryin to get your mac on and one guy keeps following you aruond askins if you "bat for the othe team" and will even go to extreme measures like follow you in the batroom and watch you while you piss the only way he will go away is if you yell your such a heiser.

brendan:hey do you have a permit for that thing
drew:stop watching me while i piss fag
brendan:come on theres always room for more at the conga line
drew:YOUR SUCH A HEISER no leave me alone you cock wrangler

your such a heiser by definemyass October 3, 2005

Your mom 

A poor excuse for a comeback or diss.

Comment: "Hey John, your ex girlfriend Sally is telling everyone at school that you couldn't 'get it up' last night!"

Response: "Dude whatever, your mom."

Your mom by MxPx_Fan December 28, 2005

Your Mum 

Very versatile. Can be used in any situation with varying levels of effectiveness. Quite derogatory and must be said with caution. Always have guard up when said to strangers.

Very off-putting towards opposition in sporting competition.

Must never be said in front of own Mother

Can be used in an appropriate way.... Sometimes

Example 1 - "Your Mum eats dog biscuits and wears Army boots!"

Example 2 - Person 1 - "Hey areshole"

Person 2 - "Your Mums arsehole"

Example 3 - Person 1 -"Where are we staying tonight friend?"

Person 2 -"Your mums mate"

Person 1 -"Sounds Good!"

Your Mum by LukeDoggy July 17, 2006

your nana 

another phrase used instead of your mum

ie1: hahahaha i did your mum noob.

so what you idiot, i did your nana.

ie2: sup boi.

your nana.

ie3: weres my cell phone?

in your nana!

your nana by c string December 20, 2006

your mom 

Someone who suffers explicid abuse. Abuser is usually claimed to be black.

White person 1: You're an idiot.

Black person 1: Well I screwed your mom last night!

Black person 2: Your mom said that while she was in bed with me!

Black person 3: Your mom's an idiot in bed!

Black person 4: I SCREWED YOUR MOM

Random Mexican: JAJAJAJA I R CHTSPCK N00B JAJAJA!

Black person 5: I remember screwing your mom with my 15 foot pole!

White person 2: (for the sake of not being racist) I WAS IN BED WITH YOUR MOM N00B!

your mom by JIMBOOOOO February 5, 2008

Your Team

Your Team is a game played by two or more people, normally in a group of friends. The point of the game is to find the following: Old people, Ugly people, Handicapped people, Stupid people, Fat people etc.... All things bad.

The way to play You Team: See one of these undesirables "Your Teamers" and point them out to another person you are playing with. Just say "Your Team" and then they are added to that person's team. The point of adding old and crippled people to the other person's team is strategy for the coming war. (more on that soon.)

Each person playing is considered a General of their own army. Each time a You Teamer is added to that person's army they are essentially getting a useless solder. Like having an army of only foot solders fighting against a wave of jet fighters if that makes sense.

At the end of time there will be a war between all the Generals and their respective team members will fight each other. That's why it's important not to put well off people on each other person's team. The winner will be those that have smart strong and young team members and the loses will be those with an army full of You Teamers.

Hey man look at the ugly fat bitch over there. She's on Your Team.

Your Team by You're on my team November 23, 2010